# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/201 "2000-01-18T04:15:00Z")
:::ahem::: I’m easy! 🙂 * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/202 "2000-01-18T04:53:00Z")
Imagine that… so am I, Mary Ann… maybe I should just date you 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/203 "2000-01-18T04:54:00Z")
And your profile says you like beatles… ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/204 "2000-01-18T05:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Chef Troy: > I hope that isn’t some sort of fat joke… > ☹ 😮 > > “You…and me…and he…SIMULTANEOUS!” Oh Chef, I would never make a fat joke. It’s definitely the 2nd option - tee hee 😉 * * * [blushing]And handy, I appreciate the compliment. You’re really too kind. [/blushing] But for the record, you’re the only one here who’s even seen my picture. Note that I don’t link my home page in my profile 😃 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/205 "2000-01-18T07:51:00Z")
I want to thank those who listed me. But I do have a question… I remember my name being invoked far more in the “What Doper do you wanna do” thread. So… I am nothing but a sex object to you gals, eh? Wow… Just a piece of meat. Suitable for screwing, but a lousy date? Us guys have minds too, you know! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/206 "2000-01-18T14:36:00Z")
Oh thanks tracer(now I have 2 mentions),but your charms aren’t …irresistable!No offense… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/207 "2000-01-18T14:53:00Z")
Still waiting for Drain Bead to go out with me!hee hee.Hey,I’ll go out with Drain And Satan(platonically,so “I” dont want Satan for his body!) I’m surprised David B. hasn’t followed me over here…hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/208 "2000-01-18T15:01:00Z")
Satan sez > [@](#): > > So… I am nothing but a sex object to you gals, eh? Wow… Just a piece of meat. Suitable for screwing, but a lousy date? > > Us guys have minds too, you know! Shaddup man, you’ve got a good thing going here. When you start thinking about being wanted for your mind instead of cheap, meaningless sex, just repeat to yourself, over and over, “Be the meat, Be the meat.” * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/209 "2000-01-18T20:10:00Z")
Demo said: - "The nominees for best male performance are as follows: Doobieous…[snip] and ChefTroy…[snip]" Dude, we’ve been best friends for twenty years and I don’t even get an honorable mention? I thought you’d be more sympathetic to a newly-divorced man like myself. And after all I’ve done for you, this is how you treat me? Go buy your own bong next time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/210 "2000-01-18T20:20:00Z")
Awww DirtyDevil…if it’s any consolation Dem did offer to share you with me if you came to the Monterey meeting. :eek: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/211 "2000-01-18T20:30:00Z")
Umm, sorry dude. I just don’t think of ya in _that_ way. Well, except _after_ a few of those bong hits! 😉 No way Purp! I said I would share ME with you and Sue. This is MY Oreo, not yours! * * * “It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/212 "2000-01-18T20:40:00Z")
Geezz after that wild night in the chatroom how was I supposed to remember it was Sue… I just vaguely remember talk about being the cream in some cookie and what you could do with one of those red vacuum cleaners… My mistake. Sorry Dirty Devil 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/213 "2000-01-18T20:47:00Z")
Well, I avoided this one as long as I could but finally gave in to temptation. Disregarding the existence of SOs (look ma, no apostrophe!), I’d have to say that based on similarities in morals, values, closeness to family, common interests, etc. it’d have to be BunnyGirl or Ruffian (LauraRae). (Omigod, I posted a succinct answer in a popularity thread!) ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/214 "2000-01-18T21:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by orangecakes: > I’m surprised David B. hasn’t followed me over here…hmmm… I’ve just been sitting here waiting for you, OC. \< sniff \> ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/215 "2000-01-18T21:33:00Z")
PCW said: “I just vaguely remember talk about being the cream in some cookie and what you could do with one of those red vacuum cleaners… My mistake. Sorry Dirty Devil” Those little red vacuum cleaners? Oh, damn it all to hell! I knew I should have been “DIRT Devil” instead. {{{kicking myself in the rear}}} ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/216 "2000-01-18T21:34:00Z")
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh…no one mentioned me. :::Waahhhhhhh::::: Wasn’t I 11th on the \*Coldfire Popularity Poll \* just a few short weeks ago? Doesn’t that account for something. I now know how Pauly Shore feels… ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/217 "2000-01-18T21:41:00Z")
Darn! Forgot to mention one of my favourites: Shirley U. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/218 "2000-01-18T21:42:00Z")
Dirty Devil: listening to Dem talk about an an endless sucking machine and all the things he could do with it… is it no wonder that I forgot the Y… and went straight to the when and where? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/219 "2000-01-18T21:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by tracer: > \*\* Pah, I can beat that. My last date was on March 20, 1999. > > As far as the Ladies of SDMB I’d like to have revel in my (ahem) irresistible charms, it’d have to be kellibelli and orangecakes. At the same time. (And StoryTyler can watch.)\*\* But… but… But _I’ve]_ got the spatula!! Oh, and Tracer - you’re a piker! Before my current romantical entanglements (whee!!), the last date _I_ had was November 1997, so there! 😛 * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/220 "2000-01-18T22:15:00Z")
David B,you are funny you know.And ya gotta get something for that cold! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=12)