# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/221 "2000-01-18T22:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore: > \*\*Dirty Devil: listening to Dem talk about an an endless sucking machine and all the things he could do with it… is it no wonder that I forgot the Y… and went straight to the when and where? > > \*\* ## You just can’t expect a whore to keep your confidence these days, can you? 😉 “It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/222 "2000-01-19T01:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > \*\*Darn! > > Forgot to mention one of my favourites: Shirley U. > \*\* I’m sensing a pattern here. Don’t believe this guy, ladies. 😉 -Melin ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/223 "2000-01-19T02:16:00Z")
I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong? (I’d put a smiley here, but I don’t want to lose my G.R.O.S.S license). * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/224 "2000-01-19T02:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by StoryTyler: > \*\* But… but… But _I’ve]_ got the spatula!! > > Oh, and Tracer - you’re a piker! Before my current romantical entanglements (whee!!), the last date _I_ had was November 1997, so there! 😛 > > \*\* ExCUSE me Ty, but what about our dinner and ballgame? Doesn’t that count? 😉 * * * Sarcasm detector? Oh, THAT’S a real useful invention! ---
**Author:** ![Lawrence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lawrence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawrence)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/225 "2000-01-19T03:12:00Z")
Well, if I had to choose just one, it’d be Sue in El Paso, also known as Majormd. Too bad she’s taken. Ah, unrequited and unrequiteable love… ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/226 "2000-01-19T03:50:00Z")
:::ahem, ahem::: I’m VERY easy! :::hiking up black mimi-skirt to show more leg::: * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/227 "2000-01-19T03:51:00Z")
Darn it! I mean MINI skirt, not Mimi! No wonder I can’t get a date! And the one I had on Saturday doesn’t count… * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/228 "2000-01-19T04:11:00Z")
Okay, for pure kindness, funkiness and assorted and related good-peopleness I’d date/and or good-buddy Wally in a New York minute. Same with Demo, Coldfire, Manhattan, Little Nemo, UncleBeer, UkeIke, Sanibel, Doob, Jophiel, Aura, Guano, Chief Scott, Atrael and too many others to name. Of course I view “dating” as having fun in chosen company. Same goes for hanging out w/ the female contingent here. Chris, Boli, NTG, Diane, Falc, Opal, Sassy, Girlbysea, Eve, Ayesha, StoryTeller—good company is good company. So I’m easy in the most lax sense. I enjoy hanging out around the folks here in general, tho’ I doubt that’s the intent of the “dating” thing. Veb ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/229 "2000-01-19T04:19:00Z")
BTW, now that I’ve broken my silence, what about TennHippie and Bluepony? Both of 'em are a pure slice of fun, and prime “hanging” out fodder. Same goes goes for Crick& Watson, glee, Rodd Hill and Tatertot. Not to mention David B., Tuba Diva, Euty, Melin, etc. Betcha dollars to doughnuts they’d collectively and individually be a honk to be around. _Okay_, I’m leaving now! But can we extend “dating” to include folks you just really like to spend time with? Nothing I can’t muddle, Veb ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/230 "2000-01-19T07:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Lawrence: > Well, if I had to choose just one, it’d be Sue in El Paso, also known as Majormd. Awwww. > [@](#): > > Too bad she’s taken. there is that 😉 > [@](#): > > Ah, unrequited and unrequiteable love… You know you just love me for my quoting style. * * * Sue from El Paso Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/231 "2000-01-19T20:21:00Z")
## Umm…I’d like to date MaryAnn Q…I hear she’s easy! -Frankie Lack of charisma can be fatal ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/232 "2000-01-19T21:23:00Z")
Awwwww DAMN you Frankie !! Just when she was starting to show us some skin, you come barging in here with your raging hormones and PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR HER ?? ## Well, there’s always the subsciption to that porn site for me I guess… Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/233 "2000-01-19T22:16:00Z")
Wow! Thanks, Veb. I think I’ll take a strut around the office. Is the Chief around? Aw, what the heck, one smiley won’t hurt. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/234 "2000-01-19T23:32:00Z")
David B. My heart is taken,but I have an opening for personal puppy dog,if yer interested.You follow me around,and I’ll pat your head.Merry Christmas! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/235 "2000-01-20T04:28:00Z")
Me? Easy? Where’d you get THAT idea? Coldfire, if you wanna see some skin, look really close at my pic in the teeming millions home page. When I submitted it you could see my underwear, but Opal very kindly did some digital magic and covered them up. That’s as close as you’ll get to seeing any porn of me of any kind (on the net, anyway). 🙂 * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/236 "2000-01-20T17:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by voguevixen: > \*\* ExCUSE me Ty, but what about our dinner and ballgame? Doesn’t that count? 😉 \*\* SSSHHH, VV! \Wally’s insantely jealous! I told him I was having the tires rotated!\ * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/237 "2000-01-20T19:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I told him I was having the tires rotated! Is _THAT_ what they call it where you’re from Tyler? 😉 * * * “It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/238 "2000-01-20T20:12:00Z")
I didn’t even want to look at this thread because I didn’t think I’d be listed anywhere. Then I saw that **Sealemon** and **psycat90** mentioned me, so I thought I better post… Guys I’d date: **Sealemon** and I’m not just saying that. **rubes** is sweet, funny and loves to skip out on work about as much as I do. **Ukulele Ike**. Whenever I read one of his posts I imagine a dark, handsome, mustachioed man in a gray suit, typing on his keyboard next to a window 50 stories above Manhattan. So intelligent, mysterious and funny… **UncleBeer** Hilarious, handsome, knows how to take a joke and last but not least, I like beer too. **BurnMeUp** because he’d definitely put out on the first date. **Alphagene** because he’d spank me. **Coldfire**. I bet he has an accent. Accents turn me on. And of course, **sly** because he’s sexy sexy sexy! Too many of you could be my goilfriends… I can’t list you all. You know who you are. **psycat** , I’m sure the two of us could get into some trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/239 "2000-01-20T20:17:00Z")
I can’t believe I forgot to mention **Nickrz**! I bet he’s hard to please and I love a challenge. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/240 "2000-01-20T20:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > SSSHHH, VV! Wally’s insantely jealous! I told him I was having the tires rotated! Uh, huh. What’s next? A lube job? Maybe crank a shaft or two? Get a boost from that “cute” neighbour? I fear I’m getting ficked by the fickle finger of fate far too frequently. Gonna get my gun and find me a tower. ## I’ll plead not guilty due to insantelinity. Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=13)