# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/241 "2000-01-20T20:27:00Z")
Spankings, you want spankings? Forget that misanthrope, Alphagene, pah. He’s stuck off in some crazy nightmarish Dr. Seuss laboratory tryin’ to build a better Frankenstein. Let yer fav’rite Unca give ya a paddlin’. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/242 "2000-01-20T20:32:00Z")
Unca Ceece wants to spank me? Whoa. ::smooch:: on you, sweet ol’ **UncleBeer** ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/243 "2000-01-21T00:14:00Z")
Canthearya said: * * * Coldfire. I bet he has an accent. Accents turn me on. * * * ## Hmmmmm… I don’t think my accent is THAT strong, although one could tell I was a foreigner, I suppose. Care for a sound file, Cant 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Lawrence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lawrence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawrence)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/244 "2000-01-21T05:39:00Z")
No, Sue, hon, it’s DESPITE your quoting style. Geez, if it weren’t for that, I’d be knocking on your front door, at least until you called the cops. ---
**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/245 "2000-01-21T05:59:00Z")
I’d like to date Gaudere. All I know about her is that she’s intelligent and thoughtful (full of thoughts, that is.) Unclebeer also mentioned on page 1 of this thread that she’s got red hair. Wow. * * * Everything looks better in black and white – Paul Simon ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/246 "2000-01-21T06:02:00Z")
Damn… I guess I am just unlovable… noooooo… wait… I just think I should post more… 🙂 * * * “Boy, wouldja get a load of the cloaca on that one”? -Cecil Adams, october 8 1999 ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/247 "2000-01-21T06:07:00Z")
I’ve read Gaudere’s posts, I’ve seen her picture… I think I could be persuaded. Yeah, I guess I’m easy too… P.S. inertia, shouldn’t that be “Everything looks _worse_ in black and white?” * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/248 "2000-01-21T06:44:00Z")
Holy crap! It seemed I never got mentioned in these sort of threads. I thought there was an impenetrable wall between MPSIMS and GD that kept you guys apart from us GDer’s. Unk, thanks for the compliment; you too, inertia, although I don’t have red hair–it’s dark brown (although some have said there are red highlights). Neuro, I might consider going to the “other side” for you; you always seemed very cool. 😉 Wow, I am eternally amazed that people are willing to read through the endless blathering in GD long enough to actually form opinions about what we’re like. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/249 "2000-01-21T06:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Gaudere: > > **Neuro, I might consider going to the “other side” for you; you always seemed very cool.** Ooh! Ooh! I have the domestic video rights!! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/250 "2000-01-21T07:09:00Z")
Only if I get the video rights to _your_ “experimentation”, Satan… ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/251 "2000-01-21T09:14:00Z")
Hi evilbeth, I noticed your post. Wanna go out? Gimme an answer quick, because if you don’t, I might have to settle for MaryAnn. Heh heh 😉 * * * There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/252 "2000-01-21T17:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ll plead not guilty due to insan **t** elinity. You stinker, you weren’t supposed to notice that! 😉 * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/253 "2000-01-21T17:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Uh, huh. What’s next? A lube job? Maybe crank a shaft or two? Well lately, I _have_ been getting my oil changed on a regular basis(and my mechanic’s been doing a _damned_ fine job, I must say!) 😉 * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/254 "2000-01-22T06:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Forget that misanthrope, Alphagene It’s not misanthropy, it’s “brooding intensity”. * * * Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/255 "2000-01-22T06:25:00Z")
Ty, if that mechanic of yours ever says he wants to “tune your engine,” he’ll find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa the hard way. * * * When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is no longer our friend. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goodwrench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@Mr.Goodwrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goodwrench)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/256 "2000-01-22T06:56:00Z")
Story said: “Well lately, I have been getting my oil changed on a regular basis(and my mechanic’s been doing a damned fine job, I must say!)” Well, glad to be of service, little lady. We do need to work on that oh-so-sensitive body of yours, though 😉 Maybe a little deep lubricating therapy tonight? And Wally, Ty’s engine doesn’t need any more tuning. It purrs along like a fine Rolls just the way it is. (BTW, I have a size 13 foot, so make sure the concrete overshoes are the right size. And I’d prefer a nice calm bay as opposed to the open ocean.) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/257 "2000-01-21T19:01:00Z")
You stay away from her, or I’ll tighten up your nuts but good, wrench. 🙂 * * * When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is no longer our friend. ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/258 "2000-01-21T20:09:00Z")
I never post in these favorite-poster-type threads, but after reading a hysterical post by **Bucky** in the “Brits can’t spank” thread in GD, I choose him. Too funny. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/259 "2000-01-21T20:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally posted by Alphagene** : > It’s not misanthropy, it’s “brooding intensity”. You hit the nail on the head, **Alfalfagene**. Brooding intensity is very on-turning. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/260 "2000-01-21T21:12:00Z")
Canthearya would be a great date for me…it would be like to sisters. 🙂 I choose Canth because she said she would choose me in chat. Plus she is great and fun. Now if I were to choose a boy…well let’s just keep that one to myself so I can admire from afar. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=14)