# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/261 "2000-01-21T21:15:00Z")
Awwww **Sqrllllllly** you made me feel all warm and mooooooshy inside. HUGS your own self and have a wonderful weekend. I’m in here to say that I would like to do **Frankie** also. He’s a sex machine on a Ritz cracker with a little Tabasco, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/262 "2000-01-21T21:33:00Z")
Hey, OK, I was gonna choose Bucky, and for the same reason, too! I guess we’ll have to have one of those Edwardian house party arrangements; you and I waiting in our respective rooms for Bucky to show up and favor us, while everyone plays whist down in the parlor . . . ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/263 "2000-01-21T21:54:00Z")
“Whist” ? Is that what you kids are calling it these days? (Just popping by to see what Canthearya wrote about me…I pick HER for my mystery date!) * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/264 "2000-01-21T21:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Ty, if that mechanic of yours ever says he wants to “tune your engine,” he’ll find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa the hard way. --Wally Whoohoooo!! Two men snorting testosterone at each other over ME! (This should happen to every woman at least once in her life - major ego boost!) > [@](#): > > Maybe a little deep lubricating therapy tonight? --Satanic Mechanic :::note to self - pick up some Astroglide on the way home::: > [@](#): > > You stay away from her, or I’ll tighten up your nuts but good, wrench. --Wally Actually, I think I’ve handled the nut issue pretty well myself, already (IYKWIM AITYD). P.S. Hey Mr. Goodwrench (you _naughty_ thing), you’d better buckle down tight tonight… s’gonna be a _wild_ ride!) * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/265 "2000-01-21T22:41:00Z")
Let’s see, Katy is in SF and Eve is in NY and I’m in TC (Twin Cities)–I might need to talk to a good travel agent, unless we all meet here in the middle. Ooh. Yes, yes, yes, just be patient, dears, will you? I’ve got to find the button stud for my whalebone collar. Damn Edwardian fashions! Bucky * * * Oh, well. We can always make more killbots. ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/266 "2000-01-22T00:12:00Z")
Eve, Bucky, What the hey, I’m up for a little road trip. ::digging out my _Story of O_ & my french maid outfit:: Maybe we’ll start a new trend: **SDMB-pantiless-spanking-parties**. Oh wait, maybe that’s already happening somewhere… See ya soon! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/267 "2000-01-22T00:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by okatym: > \*\* > Maybe we’ll start a new trend: **SDMB-pantiless-spanking-parties**. > Oh wait, maybe that’s already happening somewhere… > \*\* Sounds to me like it’s happening at StoryTyler’s house. (Well, she DOES have the spatula!) * * * "Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong with That Man’s Face?” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/268 "2000-01-22T00:24:00Z")
Here you go, okatym! [Whack!](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004301.html) ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/269 "2000-01-22T00:50:00Z")
okatym said: “Maybe we’ll start a new trend: SDMB-pantiless-spanking-parties.” Alright! Now we’re getting somewhere. Where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![Darwinself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Darwinself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwinself)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/270 "2000-01-22T07:19:00Z")
Leaping Lizards!!! i turn my back for a minute and the whole place goes incestuous…and worse than that…they dont invite me to play!!! Queen of Maroons ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/271 "2000-01-22T08:11:00Z")
I would go out with any female who can or was: Born on the 29 of July, my birthday. ( I almost married the last one!) Stay up past 2300. who can tell me what my name means. Can drink more than 2 beers without complaining the next day. Doesn’t mind a smoker. Can watch Erik the Viking and actually laugh. Likes cats. Eats meat! Likes to dance and have good time. * * * Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/272 "2000-01-29T01:22:00Z")
Nobody mentioned me. I’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight… * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/273 "2000-01-30T08:20:00Z")
Hey Beeruser, am I too late? Did MaryAnn (that wanton, self-promoting slut) get to you first? 😉 I like a man who uses his hobby as a username! Can we get in on this pantiless spanking party? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/274 "2000-01-31T00:04:00Z")
Kvallulf, I was born July 29. I can stay up all night if I want to. I have no idea what your name means. I CAN drink beer, I prefer sloe gin and orange juice though. I smoke. I have a cat. I eat meat, heck I even know how to cook meat. I like to have a good time, and you can teach me how to dance. 5 out of 9 ain’t bad. * * * Ayesha ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/275 "2000-01-31T04:59:00Z")
I was also born on July 29th (1978)! Wow, amazing, all these people with my birthday! * * * ~Harborina ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/276 "2000-01-31T05:26:00Z")
, VB, humming softly, sadly, to self \> No body loves me, everybody hates me… I mean, after all the oiling, gallantry, impish playfulness, damsel rescuing etc… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/277 "2000-01-31T09:32:00Z")
Nope, missed that one - September 26 I am definitely a night owl I have no idea what that means I don’t like beer, but rum and coke and screwdrivers fit me very well Lived with a smoker for 19 years (my dad) 🙂 That movie was hilarious I have three at my parent’s house 🙂 Gotta have that juicy, red meat cheeseburger Love dancing and love partying Cool - 6 of 9 - now if only I wasn’t taken by Jophiel 😉 * * * When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/278 "2000-01-31T17:23:00Z")
Hmph. Still not mentioned. 😛 I’d say “Screw you guys, Im goin’ home,” but I like you all too much. Oh well, I forgot a few. special Baloo neuro-trash grrl * * * Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/279 "2000-01-31T17:39:00Z")
Hmmmm I’ve been listed by more women than men… cool! Actually, I’d like to hang out with just about everyone out here. My list would be a lot simpler if I could just post the jerks I wouldn’t talk to under pain of death. But hey, they’d probably be on YOUR list too! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/280 "2000-02-01T13:08:00Z")
WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY! Something just “clicked” for me. > [@](#): > > **BurnMeUp** said: > > I’m saying in a magazine i saw a pic of a girl who is very close in resemblance to a porn girl. > > It is not Cess, because there are some definate facial differences, but it is close. Are you saying that I this porn chick looked like me **except for the face**? Cause I’d like to know how anybody on this board would know how I look naked from the neck down (nevermind those Rocky pics and the porn site [www.nakedpicturesofcessandra.com](http://www.shsu.edu/~stdmed17)). * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=15)