# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/281 "2000-02-01T13:10:00Z")

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WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY! Something just “clicked” for me.

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> **BurnMeUp** said:
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> What i mean to say is i saw a picture of a girl from a magazine that is very close to Cess in resemblence.
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> It is not Cess, as per facial differences, but similar enough to make the comparison.

Are you saying that I this porn chick looked like me **except for the face**? Cause I’d like to know how anybody on this board would know how I look naked from the neck down (nevermind those Rocky pics and the porn site [www.nakedpicturesofcessandra.com](http://www.shsu.edu/~stdmed17)).

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[Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html)

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/282 "2000-02-01T13:17:00Z")

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## Dutch ancestors, Cess?

**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/283 "2000-02-01T16:28:00Z")

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## Okay, I can take a hint! 6 pages and not one mention. Not even a pity mention! Well…that’s okay…because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and, dog-gone-it, people like me. “I like me. My wife likes me.” Dell Griffith in “Planes, Trains & Automobiles.”

With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/284 "2000-02-01T16:49:00Z")

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Cess–

I’ve seen said picture. It looks a LOT like you, but the naked chick has a wider nose.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/285 "2000-02-01T16:52:00Z")

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I suppose a link would be out of the question?

## Private e-mail is available, of course.

**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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