# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/21 "2000-01-14T21:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > PurpleCrackwhore sounds easy ROTFLMAO!!! Oh god, this is gonna entertain me for weeks!! Thank you! PCW, you are **not** living this one down! šŸ˜‰ * * * ā€œTeaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.ā€ -Tao Te Ching ---
**Author:** ![Lauralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/22 "2000-01-14T21:09:00Z")
Iā€™m just not even gonna get into thisā€¦ some how I doubt my darling husband would approveā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/23 "2000-01-14T21:16:00Z")
Hey Billā€¦show me a cigar and a mule and I will follow you anywhere hon :rolleyes: Hmmm datingā€¦ too hard a decision to make for this blonde. Nobody told me life would be this difficult. * * * I really try to be good but it just isnā€™t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/24 "2000-01-14T21:19:00Z")
I think about half the people on the board are already dating/involved and the other half are trying to goad and coerce the rest into it, lol. (Those meetings are minefields!) * * * ā€œIā€™m the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead.ā€ Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/25 "2000-01-14T21:28:00Z")
StoryTyler. Check out her web page. Sheā€™s as cute as a button. And Kelli. And Veb. And Cristi. And Byz. And the rest of the ladies here. Yeah, I know. Iā€™m a tramp. * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/26 "2000-01-14T21:30:00Z")
Cessandra. If I was single. And 15 years younger. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/27 "2000-01-14T21:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by StoryTyler: > **\::::heh heh heh!::::\ **Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/28 "2000-01-14T21:37:00Z") > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Dirty Devil: > \*\* Come on, now, Ty, donā€™t keep us all in suspense ;)\*\* Dude! I thought she meant you! * * * ā€œIā€™m the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead.ā€ Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/29 "2000-01-14T21:41:00Z")
::Surprised:: Shucks, Guy, I had no idea. šŸ˜‰ * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasnā€™t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/30 "2000-01-14T21:41:00Z")
All Iā€™ll say is 2 of my 4 pics are already on this thread. šŸ˜‰ * * * If your head is wax, donā€™t walk in the sun. -Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/31 "2000-01-14T21:47:00Z")
## Cat- I bet its 3 of 4 now! šŸ†’ -Frankie Lack of charisma can be fatal ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/32 "2000-01-14T21:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by voguevixen: > Dude! I thought she meant you! Ah well, DDā€™s _awful_ cute ā€˜nā€™ all, but Wally just had to let the cat out of the bag. \( **WALLY!** Honey, sweetums, I _told_ you theyā€™d figure it out if you said anything! Sheesh!)\ * * * **StoryTyler** ā€œNot everybody does it, but everybody should.ā€ [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/33 "2000-01-14T21:57:00Z")
OK, Iā€™ll sacrifice myself out of loyalty. (Why am I always chosen to fall on the sword?) The person Iā€™d most like to date would be, of course, Cecil Adams. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/34 "2000-01-14T21:59:00Z")
My pick, Daniel P Bostaph, my beauā€¦ and if he was busy, Wally, chiefScott, Con#3,Neurotrashgrl,purplecrackwhore,ā€¦I could go on and on. And Alphagene. * * * Iā€™m not smiling at youā€¦I have gas. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/35 "2000-01-14T22:06:00Z")
Wally! Good to see you back to being a ho! Why ainā€™t you helping us guys out in the pillow fight thread? We need you, mon! OK, Iā€™m gonna borrow Cessandraā€™s idea and just list the women Iā€™d like to know better, mā€™kay? There are a couple in this list Iā€™d like to date, but Iā€™ll just keep that to myself. šŸ˜‰ Kellibelli Byzantine Cessandra Athena phouka (just for the back rub, if nothing else) Chris Falcon MoosieGirl I think thatā€™ll do for now! * * * You say ā€œcheesyā€ like thatā€™s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/36 "2000-01-14T22:13:00Z")
oops, forgot sealemon, atreal, and Mullinator! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/37 "2000-01-14T22:16:00Z")
ā˜¹ Guess no one likes big busted, bitchy, blondes. :::sigh::: * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, Iā€™s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/38 "2000-01-14T22:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Diane: > \*\* ā˜¹ Guess no one likes big busted, bitchy, blondes. > > :::sigh::: > > \*\* Not if they have to go to Utah to date them ;D * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefullyā€“as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/39 "2000-01-14T22:22:00Z")
I want to date everyone on the message board. I mean that literally. At one time. Please noone wear anything sharp, big dates like this someone is bound to lose an eye. Or a torso. pat ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/40 "2000-01-14T22:24:00Z")
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