# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/41 "2000-01-14T22:25:00Z")
None of you seem mentally ill enough to be someone I’d wind up dating. Scary isn’t it? * * * We gladly devour those who would subdue us. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/42 "2000-01-14T22:31:00Z")
Alpha, You must have missed Captain Ed’s postings. pat ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/43 "2000-01-14T22:31:00Z")
Okay, I wasn’t going to do this but what the hell. I’ll start with all the redheads in the two recent threads, then there’s Diane of course. Next up is psycat90, Gaudere and voguevixen. Then all the rest of you wonderful ladies. Ahhh, to hell with it. Just bring 'em on in any order. Variety is the spice of life. –UncleBeer, who hasn’t had a date in over six months– ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/44 "2000-01-14T22:33:00Z")
[singsong voice] somebody’s flirting! I know who it is! [/singsong voice] ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/45 "2000-01-14T22:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Not if they have to go to Utah to date them ;D Trust me - it would be worth it ;D ## UncleBeer of course! Oh, and if you are taking the women one at a time, I better go last. 😉 \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/46 "2000-01-14T22:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Diane: > \*\* Trust me - it would be worth it ;D > > \*\* ## Well next time i’m in town to visit family… 😉 If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/47 "2000-01-14T22:43:00Z")
I want to date that supersexy Boris B. He sounds like the man of my dreams. By the way, I am a hyperintelligent perfectly proportioned vivacious single woman who loves cats and rambling talk about international politics. - anonymous female ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/48 "2000-01-14T22:44:00Z")
Awwwwrrrr shucks :::kickin the sand around::: I finally got listed in one of these pseudo-popularity contest threads and I’m in the OP! Woohoo!!! Fame and fortune HERE I COME!!! Oh, and I’m [ssssexxxxxy](http://fathom.org/opalcat/diary/011400.html), too! Actually, I am a good listener, and my email address is posted, if anyone needs someone to yak to anytime… * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/49 "2000-01-14T22:44:00Z")
By the way, pay no attention to that random name that pops in the “Author” column. I don’t know how that got there. - anonymous female. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/50 "2000-01-14T22:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > You must have missed Captain Ed’s postings. No, he doesn’t have a mental illness. Think of it this way: you can’t have appendicitis if you don’t have an appendix. * * * We gladly devour those who would subdue us. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/51 "2000-01-14T22:57:00Z")
I’m a redhead, and I get to meet UncleBeer next weekend! Woohoo! * * * “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/52 "2000-01-14T23:10:00Z")
Aw, heck, since you seem to want to hear it, first on my list is: Boris B! Unfortunately, it seems he lives in Utah, and also I notice I am unable to date due to an existing cohabitation. –Anonymous no longer ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/53 "2000-01-14T23:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Alphagene: > No, he doesn’t have a mental illness. Think of it this way: you can’t have appendicitis if you don’t have an appendix. Does that mean you aren’t gonna call him back? pat ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/54 "2000-01-14T23:18:00Z")
Boy, I sure picked a bad day to stop sniffing airplane glue! I forgot OpalCat, Canthearya, NTG, and Christi. No, I’m not a whore, I’m just like meeting people! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/55 "2000-01-14T23:18:00Z")
[/cartman voice] I love you guys. [/cartman voice] * * * JMCJ This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/56 "2000-01-14T23:19:00Z")
Date? Is this just having dinner? Or are we talking about sex? Marriage? Frankly I can’t tell the gender of most of the people, so I don’t want to name anyone in case it turns out to be a guy 🙂 But then I wouldn’t play favorites I don’t select dates from the net anyway. It looks like the person rated most popular here with 0.0000423% of the registered users list, is winning. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/57 "2000-01-14T23:21:00Z")
Drain Bead, I’m shattered that you would pick Satan over me! I wanna date you, and we could watch the Buffalo Bills and commiserate with each other. * * * The Dave-Guy “since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/58 "2000-01-14T23:23:00Z")
Drain Bead, I’m shattered that you would pick Satan over me! I wanna date you, and we could watch the Buffalo Bills and commiserate with each other. * * * The Dave-Guy “since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/59 "2000-01-14T23:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by DAVEW0071: > \*\*Drain Bead, I’m shattered that you would pick Satan over me! I wanna date you, and we could watch the Buffalo Bills and commiserate with each other. > \*\* If Satan lets me, you, me, and Mike King can have a big football slumber party. Of course, we’d have to wait until next fall. _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![yamo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecae2f/32.png) [@yamo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yamo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/60 "2000-01-14T23:41:00Z")
I want a cutie who can explain string theory to me. Given to giggles and light hearted petulence. Southern drawls are nice but not Florida or Texas. Violette eyes would be asking too much, i guess… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=4)