# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/61 "2000-01-14T23:45:00Z")
I wanna date Drain Bead šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/62 "2000-01-14T23:55:00Z")
Buffalo Bills? Oh,yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Lemmon2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lemmon2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmon2000)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/63 "2000-01-14T23:55:00Z")
I want to dateā€¦SATAN ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/64 "2000-01-14T23:59:00Z")
Okay. Like I have even ever been on a date in my life, but Iā€™ll go with it anyway. And itā€™s not too likely anyoneā€™s gonna list me, as I just donā€™t exude false charm when Iā€™m online. šŸ˜‰ ChrisCTP - wonderful woman MoosieGirl - Fun! Neurotrashgrrl - Iā€™ll turn her straight! CanadianSue - I tells ya, them Canadian women, eh? OfficeGirl - Yeah, I still like her. StoryTyler - Wallyā€™s right! She is cute! Michelle - I mean, everyone wants to date Michelle, right? Cessandra - A stage performer! We have so much in common! Natalie Portman - Oh wait. Sheā€™s not on this board. Now. Who wants to put me on their list? Huh? Huh? * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Returns! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **By Popular Demand!** Enjoy, enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/65 "2000-01-15T00:03:00Z")
ROFLā€¦Wally, you mind if I use that for my sig? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/66 "2000-01-15T00:04:00Z")
Itā€™s all yours, Drain. * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/67 "2000-01-15T00:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > StoryTyler - Wallyā€™s right! She is cute! Gee thanks, GuanoLad! (Wally, honey, _please_ donā€™t get jealous! This is all completely innocent. I swear!) \ And after I was so mean to him in the Pit?! Go figger!\ * * * **StoryTyler** ā€œNot everybody does it, but everybody should.ā€ [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/68 "2000-01-15T00:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > This is all completely innocent. I swear! By God, it better be. I work in the post office. And I have a gun. šŸ˜‰ * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/69 "2000-01-15T00:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > \*\*StoryTyler. Check out her web page. Sheā€™s as cute as a button. > > And Kelli. And Veb. And Cristi. And Byz. And the rest of the ladies here. > > Yeah, I know. Iā€™m a tramp. > \*\* Heh. So much for those sweet somethings you whispered about me over in About This Message Board! ::goes off to cry:: -Melin šŸ˜‰ (Iā€™d do one of those eye rolling guys, but I donā€™t know how . . . .) ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/70 "2000-01-15T00:45:00Z")
Sealemon, Iā€™ll see you at 8:00. Where something you can get out of quickly. šŸ˜‰ Given the chance, Iā€™d also date: PLDennison DavidB DrFidelius Polycarp TennHippie Ukelele Ike And, of course, any of the guys from the Pillow Fight thread. And, if I were to go lesbian for a weekend, Iā€™d show up on Falconā€™s doorstep with some flowers and a hopeful grin. * * * Will work for sig line. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/71 "2000-01-15T00:57:00Z")
If I open that door, there ainā€™t no goinā€™ back. Not even hypothetically. And then thereā€™s the guysā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/72 "2000-01-15T00:59:00Z")
Melin, come back. I had a brain fart. How could I forget the Foxy Corporate Lawyer Bitch? Melin! MELIN! ::playing the soundtrack of A Streetcar Named Desire in the background:: * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/73 "2000-01-15T01:01:00Z")
Oh myā€¦phouka! I didnā€™t know you cared! _blushing bright red_ * * * ā€œYou are sweet, kind, and considerateā€¦ Like a grown up boy scout with tits!ā€ - Brian, aka SDMBā€™s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/74 "2000-01-15T01:02:00Z")
The Pitā€™s the pit. And thatā€™s that. * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Returns! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **By Popular Demand!** Enjoy, enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/75 "2000-01-15T01:23:00Z")
Woohoo! I made Cessandraā€™s list! ::dancing:: But I donā€™t think I could date her. Thereā€™s that issue of her being, I dunno, engaged. And her fiancĆ© looks like the kind of guy that could do some damage if he werenā€™t happy with the situation. šŸ˜‰ There are a lot of people Iā€™d like to meet, though. Iā€™d like to meet Michelle again sometime, as well as Eden, who couldnā€™t make it last time. Along with all the other Florida posters (well, maybe not Mark Serlin, but you get the idea). But if I were to date someone from the board, it would have to be Lanna. Sheā€™s sweet, kind, and a real wonderful friend to me. Unfortunately, she also lives in California, so Iā€™m stuck here with all the rest of my fellow teenagers, which areā€¦ how do I put this lightly? Well, not as mature. Oh wellā€¦ Am I going to regret posting this? * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) ā€œStep away from the bell curve, sir.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/76 "2000-01-15T01:28:00Z")
Neobican doesnā€™t count for this post cuz Iā€™s already hitched to 'im. That said, (in alphabetical order so as not to cause a fistfight): Auraseer Guanolad Manhattan Spiritus Mundi TennHippie Ukelele Ike * * * ā€œWednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.ā€ _Guanolad_ ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/77 "2000-01-15T01:31:00Z")
kellibelli, Youā€™d pick Daniel Bostaph over me? Is it because he is \bigger than me?\ * * * Krispy Original ā€“ voted SDMBā€™s 19th most popular poster (1999) ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/78 "2000-01-15T01:33:00Z")
Oh yeah, Thanks a lot for not mentioning me ChrisCTP! Is it because Iā€™ve shed my bad boy image? * * * Krispy Original ā€“ voted SDMBā€™s 19th most popular poster (1999) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/79 "2000-01-15T01:36:00Z")
Thanks, Wally! Iā€™m still not inviting you to the slumber party, though. šŸ˜‰ * * * ā€œBuffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.ā€ --WallyM7 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/80 "2000-01-15T01:36:00Z")
Hey Krispy ā€“ you hear that rumor that nice guys canā€™t get laid? šŸ˜‰ Two of my picks are also on Chrisā€™ list ā€“ but I ainā€™t sayinā€™ who! Oh, and Wally? Roses go a long way toward atoning . . . \< g \> -Melin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=5)