# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/101 "2000-01-15T06:07:00Z")
Listen all you whiners, at least you weren’t picked by **Bill Clinton** - Eeeeeeewwwww!! Besides Monica Lewinsky, who’d want him??? 😃 (To the poster who posts _as_ BC, I am flattered by the mention, however. Thanks!) As for my picks, I’d say all the men who answered my “Why am I so horny” topic and said they’d happily have sex with their wives/girlfriends when she’s having her period, and offered their support to me so I’d know I wasn’t alone. Those dudes are way cool in my book. Honorable mentions go to Arnold Winkelried because I love that name (and like his postings too), manhattan because he’s very smart and always the voice of reason, Bricker because he keeps me on my toes, Chef Troy so I could have my long awaited fantasy of being with 2 men ;), and UncleBeer 'cause I just know it’d give him a heart attack {evil grin}. * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/102 "2000-01-15T06:08:00Z")
Krispy…you _know_ I’d date you 😉 trisha ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/103 "2000-01-15T07:27:00Z")
Okay, bearing in mind that it’s after 1 o’clock in the morning and I’ve been up since 6 am: In the order that I remembered how to spell their username: Cowgod Mullinator Coldfire Wally Satan CKDextHaven DrFidelius ummm…there were more, but I don’t remember who it was ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/104 "2000-01-15T07:44:00Z")
kilgore trout he’s the sensation of the first kiss that doesn’t fade away. * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/105 "2000-01-15T07:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > In the order that I remembered how to spell their username: > Cowgod well… close enough! WOO-HOO! I’ve been mentioned twice!! I’d go for Kelli Belli and Drain Bead, its not gonna happen, but its worth a shot to suck up… ## The list is long, so don’t feel sorry that I left all the rest of you girlies out. “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/106 "2000-01-15T08:10:00Z")
Thanks trisha…you’re one hot cyberbabe!.. * * * Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999) ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/107 "2000-01-15T09:37:00Z")
(Just so you don’t feel left out, dear 😉 ) Jophiel’s my man of the hour 😃 ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/108 "2000-01-15T10:10:00Z")
I want Jophiel. So bad it hurts. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/109 "2000-01-15T11:16:00Z")
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Think I’ll eat some worms… Well hell…just cause Im not nominated that doesnt mean I cant play… Some of the top few, irrespective of gender and in no particular order…and hopefully I can remember the screennames right… OpalCat Chef Troy BurnMeUp Zette Coldfire Uncle Beer techchick68 * * * It does not matter that we are descended from the apes; the important thing is not to go back. – Richard Wagner ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/110 "2000-01-15T15:36:00Z")
GBS * * * You are now leaving a “Smiley-free zone”! A public service message brought to you by G.R.O.S.S. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/111 "2000-01-15T15:45:00Z")
Sheesh, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention around here? I originate the “Oral Sex Techniques” thread, asking for tips so I can better please my man, I mention I have D-cup breasts, I do a strip tease in the chat room… _sigh_ I’m going to go have sex with my boyfriend now, dammit. * * * I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better: Some of the smaller countries are neutral. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/112 "2000-01-15T15:59:00Z")
Everytime I open this thread I see someone I’ve forgotten. That’s why I said, “and the rest of the ladies.” Kat, hon, thanx for mentioning me in your list. I’m in great company. Think I’ll open an egomaniac thread and put myself at the top of the list. * * * A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/113 "2000-01-15T16:05:00Z")
Shayna, what? No affinity for the butterfly scientists? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/114 "2000-01-15T16:17:00Z")
Aaah, but handy, my lucious lepidopterist, you are definitely on my list, albeit not by name. You are one of the way too cool dudes that answered my “horny” thread. Now where am I on _your_ list? 😕 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![ENC\_Heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/65b543/32.png) [@ENC\_Heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENC_Heel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/115 "2000-01-15T16:20:00Z")
Wow, I opened up a can of worms here. I would also like to know Lioness (aka Alyesha). Every time she posts, I think of one word: Pistol. Pistols intrigue me. I think a date with Lioness would be something to remember. ENC Heel ---
**Author:** ![ENC\_Heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/65b543/32.png) [@ENC\_Heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENC_Heel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/116 "2000-01-15T16:28:00Z")
God - I profess my interest in the woman and I can’t even spell her name right. It’s not as bad as forgetting a girl’s name when you’re on a date (that’s never happened, BTW) but it’s close. Mea culpa - AYESHA!!! ENC Heel ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowcsr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Rainbowcsr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowcsr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/117 "2000-01-15T17:17:00Z")
Psycat. I love the way her face looks! (Along with what little I have been able to see of the rest of her.) 😃😉 * * * What? Me worry?’ ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/118 "2000-01-16T06:16:00Z")
So, so many to choose from. (I’m sorry, “from which to choose.” I hate getting flamed.) I’d have to say Drain Bead keeps coming to the top of my list. She’s smart, attractive, and comparatively close. (Although, a 2 1/2 hour drive may be a little much to maintain a relationship.) Of course, in keeping with my tradition, she’s probably “spoken for” as well. * * * Mr. K’s Link of the Month: [Why Plastic Grocery Bags Are Better Than God](http://www.flud.com/ass/bag.html) ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/119 "2000-01-16T06:17:00Z")
I’d have to say…Libiterian or David B. It’d be nice to see if they talk the talk the way they walk the walk * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/120 "2000-01-16T06:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by handy: > \*\* > Cecil did not get one vote.\*\* Not true handy! Look on the first page for Cecil Adams. You’ll see him mentioned. I love you too Shayna! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=7)