# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/121 "2000-01-15T19:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d have to say Drain Bead keeps coming to the top of my list. She’s smart, attractive, and comparatively close. (Although, a 2 1/2 hour drive may be a little much to maintain a relationship.)\*\* Gee… 2 1/2 hours is too far? Oh well… Scratch Drain off my list… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/122 "2000-01-15T20:06:00Z")
Satan: That’s cold, dude. Besides, what are you gonna do with a blank sheet of paper? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/123 "2000-01-15T20:07:00Z")
Crap, I forgot Zette and Ayesha. I haven’t seen you guys around for a bit! * * * JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/124 "2000-01-15T20:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by jjtm: > \*\*ValerieBlaise- cuz “Valerie” is the sexiest name ever > \*\* Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve learned a lesson here : Whining in the chat pays off 😉 * * * “I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/125 "2000-01-15T21:35:00Z")
“she lives a bit too far from me”…not forever… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/126 "2000-01-15T21:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Krispy Original: > \*\*Thanks trisha…you’re one hot cyberbabe!.. > \*\* Who are you and what have you done with my mean and onery C#3? trisha ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/127 "2000-01-15T23:16:00Z")
ChiefScott… 🙂 OK!!! forgive me,I had to try it!!! * * * * * * Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/128 "2000-01-15T23:51:00Z")
I noticed that no one has mentioned my name yet. Does no one recognize the benefits of having sex with a modertaor? * * * Saint Eutychus _“Vanity of vanities” says the preacher, “all is vanity and a chasing after the wind …”_ [Disney Shorts](http://www.disneyshorts.org) [The Eutychus Papers](http://members.aol.com/eutychus55) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/129 "2000-01-16T00:07:00Z")
Well, gee, Euty. You’re cute and all, but I just don’t swing that way. Sorry. 🙂 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/130 "2000-01-16T00:41:00Z")
Well, I was going to mention Euty AND DavidB, but I thought it would look too butt-kissy. Apparently it isn’t, though. So yeah, I’d go out with ya, Eutychus. 🙂 * * * “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/131 "2000-01-16T01:09:00Z")
Shayna, I didn’t want to mention you because then all the guys would start mentioning you, too, and then things would get complicated and who’s picture would I have to look at then, that could make my heart sing what my ears could not hear? Alright guys, no one look at her picture. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/132 "2000-01-16T01:31:00Z")
:o . So I guess some of you male types like me after all! Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you both. If I weren’t married to Lion, I would date all the single men here. Oh ENC Heel, honey thank you, but I am actually more of a shot gun. But I have been known to be hotter than a $20.00 pistol on a Saturday night. 😉 * * * Ayesha ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/133 "2000-01-16T01:38:00Z")
Yay, I actually got listed a few times! GuanoLad, think you might have been one of the people I couldn’t think of when I was writing me post. 🙂 Sani, your probably right about Carl. He owns a battle ax, ya know. * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/134 "2000-01-16T02:02:00Z")
Hmmm…3 pages…130+ posts…and not a single mention of everyone’s favorite sharp-tongued troll-hunting Ivy League studmuffin. I must say, I’m hurt. **I JUST WANNA BE LOVED!!! IS THAT SO _WRONG_?!?!?!?!?!?** * * * The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/135 "2000-01-16T02:02:00Z")
I’m gonna break my rule to say that if I were 16 again, Yue Han John and Sanibel Man are two most wonderful guys. They are sharp & sweet and light years beyond guys twice their age. I hope your peergals realize that, gents! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/136 "2000-01-16T02:03:00Z")
And our resident belly-dancer said > [@](#): > > mangeorge - he’s always sweet and witty > TennHippie - The man has a way with words, besides, he likes to kiss. > Sealemon - likes to dance > Satan - such a mischievous gleam in his eye (yes, DB, I know you’re gloating) > MadPoet - that picture is dangerous > **beatle** - he seems like a warm caring person > Jophiel - 'cause he said I sounded cute > Biggles - Welsh with such a cute accent(sadly, I haven’t seen him in a long tim) > glee - also has a cute accent > Chef Troy - He’s a big teddy bear; besides he dances Aw, shucks, z, thanks (wink for you) ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/137 "2000-01-16T02:21:00Z")
I now cast my vote for LemonGrl, because she showed her compassion by breaking the goose egg on posts that had stood on one of my GQ threads for more than a day! Cristi and Elelle have always been nothing but nice to me too. I’m not just being diplomatic – all you fine Doper ladies are The Bomb. * * * “In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” - Ecclesiastes 1:18 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/138 "2000-01-16T03:05:00Z")
Thanks Drain, getting left off this thread would have been even more depressing that being left off the “Most Popular” threads. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/139 "2000-01-16T03:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Eutychus55: > \*\*I noticed that no one has mentioned my name yet. Does no one recognize the benefits of having sex with a modertaor? > \*\* OO! OO! I do! I do! trisha ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/140 "2000-01-16T04:43:00Z")
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