# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/141 "2000-01-16T04:50:00Z")
Oooh-kay. No problems here. So on the Favorite Posters thing I rated somewhere around the lepers corner. Funny, offbeat but still a leper. (As the leper said to the hooker, “keep the tip”.) Well, as we nerds are wont to say, “Ptui, I spit!” Summoning the unsought, the overlooked and the dismissed: we’re meeting in the corner for bagpipe practice, bad trivia swappin’ and hormone-and-deprivation nerd lust. Dorks prevail! Veb ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/142 "2000-01-16T04:54:00Z")
Hey! You didn’t get skunked this time, Veb. You’re on my list. Did you just sigh and mutter, “big deal?” ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/143 "2000-01-16T04:54:00Z")
Orangecakes wrote: > [@](#): > > “she lives a bit too far from me”…not forever… Now what does that mean, I wonder? Planning on moving somewhere, Rose? ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/144 "2000-01-16T05:02:00Z")
Okay, now that I’ve done the mandatory girlfriend choosing her boyfriend, here’s a couple I wouldn’t mind getting to know better Doobieous - for being one of the few like me that can’t eat rich desserts, and for being lucky enough to live where Robert Louis Stevenson wrote Aura - cause you like swordplay and adventure and anyone that likes that has to be cool 😃 Omni - anyone that would sit that long and wait on a DCC to give me Mr Roboto has my vote - and I know our debates would never be boring 😃 * * * When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/145 "2000-01-16T05:16:00Z")
Well, Eden, I’m flattered. I just thought everybody was going to thumb their noses and me and go “Phphtttp! You’ve gotta right yourself love notes Loserface!” To answer the OP more seriously, I must admit that I never get the desire to date anybody on message boards. Really you all are just a bunch of paragraphs tø me. Which isn’t bad, I mean, some really great writers are all a bunch of paragraphs to me. Unless someone has a very provocative name, I can’t really imagine being around them. Not that the image I would get would be accurate; after all, all the cats around here aren’t really cats, but I always sort of imagine that they _are_ gigantic cats, who sit at the keyboard and type messages delicately with their paws, and then preening their paws after hitting the “send” button. So I guess I had have to pick one of them to date, since what could be better than a cat who could type??? ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/146 "2000-01-16T05:21:00Z")
P.S. I’m actually from Oregon. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/147 "2000-01-16T07:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Boris B: > **Not that the image I would get would be accurate; after all, all the cats around here aren’t really cats, but I always sort of imagine that they _are_ gigantic cats, who sit at the keyboard and type messages delicately with their paws, and then preening their paws after hitting the “send” button. > So I guess I had have to pick one of them to date, since what could be better than a cat who could type???** All right, who spilled the beans to Boris?! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/148 "2000-01-16T08:00:00Z")
Yeah, it was me. I let the Kat out of the bag. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/149 "2000-01-16T08:32:00Z")
I vote for evil me. No pity for myself here. Just shameless self-promotion. So what if I only have less than 200 posts? So what if I don’t “me too” every thread. (Just every other one) So what if typing out flame wars just isn’t my cup of Earl Grey. I am adorably sexy. Extremely witty. And, for the most part, usually get the UBB codes right. 😉 So I guess I have a decision to make –be the more controversial/funny/flirty me– **OR** –continue being the only-comment-when-I-have-something-to-share-me and vote for myself everytime we have one of these lovely contests– _me_ or me? _me_ or me? _me_ or me? What? No one cares? Oh, okay. Nevermind. * * * Born O.K. the first time… If you are born again, do you have two belly-buttons? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/150 "2000-01-16T11:42:00Z")
Bah… to hell with the “Let’s play it safe and pick our significant other” game. I’m _already_ dating her, so time to delve into fantasy-land… In no special order: Falcon - 'Cause she’s always unusally happy to see me. Well, she’s probably that happy to see everyone, but I’m not paying attention to them. EvilBeth - Just cause she’s adorably sexy. She wouldn’t lie, would she? Cessandra - Every few years, I try to trade in my older girlfriends for a younger, teenage model. ChrisCTP/Boli/ValerieBlaise/Gaudere - Hey, they all saw me drunk (or as the politely put it, “more relaxed”) and they still talk to me. Michelle - 'Cause she’s just a damn sweet person. Hmmm… there’s probably more, but that’s okay. There’s plenty of Jophiel to go around for everybody! * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/151 "2000-01-16T17:35:00Z")
Ok my real list. Drainy - She’s sexy, smart, lovable and supportive Zette - she’s creamy sex on a cracker EvilBeth - Because in reading her posts I realize i’d like her to post more often Ayesha - Because she’s spunky and cute and gives me loads of crap in chat Lanna - Doesn’t post often but is great fun in chat LittleCow - Because she’s so damned CUTE! Falcon - She’s the cat’s PJ’s ValBase - She’s 10 lbs of funky in a 5 lb bag! Angkins - A nice girl who’s also hot sex on a stick! KelliBelli - Because she’s so cute when she gets annoyed at me. Cessandra - because she is the spitting image of a porn chick. I’d also like to give honorable mention to any of the women who play along with my chat ho-ing. SOrry to anyone I forgot. * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/152 "2000-01-16T17:42:00Z")
Psycat, of course. I like her posts, and I certainly like the way she looks and there is just _ **something** _ about her eyes that I find fascinating. I think she would be an interesting person to get to know. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/153 "2000-01-17T06:25:00Z")
Well, hot sex on a stick eh Burn baby?? Well now your on MY list 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/154 "2000-01-16T19:50:00Z")
:::Still waiting to show up on Krispies list::: :rolleyes: * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/155 "2000-01-16T20:37:00Z")
I hate this thread. I just KNOW I’m going to leave someone out. I’ve been reading and reading and reading, and you don’t know how hard I’ve resisted, but…What can I say, I have no will power 😉 So, with no further ado: **CanadianSue** , just because I have a great time whenever you’re around. BTW, where my CrackHos at??!! **Falcon** , for greeting me with a smile each and _every_ time I go online. **Psycat** , smart, passionate about life, sexy and, for some reason I think she’d dig my Spiderman Underoos. Not sure why, just a feeling I get 😉 **PurpleCrackWhore** , you are adorable hon. You knows I loves ya. **VogueVixen** ,for being the fiestyest girl I know(and for grabbin’ my bootie in SF ;-). **Veb** , for her reality checks in GD and also because she’s a librarian(God that’s sexy!) And now for something totally different! The nominees for best male performance are as follows: **Doobieous** , for being wiggedy-wiggedy-wiggedy wack, rupturing the seams in his jeans from shaking his thang, and for being just about the coolest person in chat. What up meng? and **ChefTroy** , he just seems to be a hunk-a hunk-a burnin’ love. Well, that and the way he sings that “You and Me, simultaneous…” song. heheh, you go boy! * * * “Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.” -Tao Te Ching ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/156 "2000-01-16T21:22:00Z")
I’d also like to mention Cessandra and Byzantine(you see,I don’t have sex on a “date” so women are included in my lists. However,someone’s taking a plane ride in April… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/157 "2000-01-16T21:25:00Z")
Dem Dem Dem, you know I cant date a paying customer 😉 kidding of course… okay… my list… as it is, These are the fellas I’d love to get to know better cuz I love their sense of humours and quick wits Dem (of course, I could never leave ya out) Rysdad Wally Curious George Burn Guanolad Uncle Beer * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/158 "2000-01-16T21:29:00Z")
Ummm Honourable Mention… Coldfire… I could never forget you bro!! * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/159 "2000-01-16T21:38:00Z")
Dem…that’s adorably EASY…or have you already forgotten how easy I am :eek: seriously tho… if there wasn’t that company policy about not dating paying customers it would have to be… wait… no! I just can’t make that decision. (ain’t it just like a crackwhore to not be able to make up her mind!) * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/160 "2000-01-16T21:44:00Z")
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