# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/161 "2000-01-16T22:03:00Z")
Wow, i got two mentions! Well I would date: Dem - funny as hell, and even more so when drunk (dude, have you tried making gravy? :)), oh and who can resist that long neck of his? lol And for the “if I were straight category” CanadaSue PCW Falcon Ayesha Talera Boli ChrisCTP VogueVixen All of those ladies rock! Yeah, Dude! :). * * * It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance… ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/162 "2000-01-16T22:03:00Z")
Yeah you are right…both would let you have it for free. ::hopes the other crackwhore doesn’t take notice tho:: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/163 "2000-01-16T22:25:00Z")
Alrighty then. Here’s my first list. It will be ammended whenever one of the female dopers sends me a Death Threat E-mail because I left her out 😉 - MoosieGirl. Because she’s sweet and loads of fun, especially in chat and on ICQ (try 125 variations of ‘Hi buttercups’ whenever you go online 😉 ). Plus, she lives next to Geddy Lee. - CanadianSue. Cause I dig Canuck Chicks, m’kay??? Seriously, Sue is great fun too and has just about the same twisted sense of humour. Plus, she spells humour the same as me. - TVeblen. She must be one of the smartest and wittiest posters on this board. Her postings always amaze me because they are always intriguing to read, no matter what the subject is. - Falcon, because she’s adorable. And much more so than she realises. - Drain Bead, because she is smart and funny. Damn, gotta be careful with all these women who are already spoken for… - ValerieBlaise. She is fun in chat, but I’ll be honest: I saw her pic and she has one of the cutest smiles I’ve ever seen. I’m sure there’s many more… there will probably be a List II. And now, I would like to list male posters that I would love to get extremely drunk with because they seem to kick ass big-time (again, Death Threat E-mails will lead to ammendments): - UncleBeer - BurnMeUp - Louie - Democritus - Pricciar - Rousseau - WallyM7 - Ukelele Ike - Stan A. - Pricciar - MaxTorque - GuanloLad (C’mon mate, let’s get drunk ! You’ll love it 🙂 ) - Finally, CanadianSue ('cause she seems like one of the boys 😉 Gotta love a woman with a dirty mind and a good taste in beers…) * * * Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/164 "2000-01-16T22:31:00Z")
Awww bro, I wuv ya too. Pop me a cold one and bring on the dirty jokes!! Didja hear the one about the guy… 😉 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/165 "2000-01-16T22:32:00Z")
## Doob ! Dude ! You should also be on my Get Pissed List… sorry 'bout that mate 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/166 "2000-01-16T22:45:00Z")
My turn. _Coldfire_ - Since CF threatened me with bodily harm, I have to list him first. 😉 Who wouldn’t want to date our decadent Dutch boy? _Flyp_ - Wiseass extraordinaire _GuanoLad_ - Nice all-around guy There are more, but I can’t think of them at the moment. Not that y’all care, anyway. 😃 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/167 "2000-01-16T22:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > > **VogueVixen** ,for being the fiestyest girl I know(and for grabbin’ my bootie in SF ;-). [Troy McClure]"Growwwwwwwwl! Fiesty![/Troy McClure] LOL * * * Sarcasm detector? Oh, THAT’S a real useful invention! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/168 "2000-01-16T22:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore: > \*\*Yeah you are right…both would let you have it for free. > > ::hopes the other crackwhore doesn’t take notice tho:: > > \*\* Ahem! Both at once, or is that an extra charge? 😉 * * * “It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/169 "2000-01-16T22:53:00Z")
Jeeeeeez Dem, we told ya you could be the cream in our cookie anytime 😉 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/170 "2000-01-16T22:54:00Z")
now why was I thinking both meant adorable and easy…blonde moment…or wishful thinking 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/171 "2000-01-16T23:40:00Z")
All right, in keeping with the “if I wasn’t taken, here’s my list” trend, here’s mine. In no particular order: Satan Coldfire Sealemon Democritus Jophiel RTFirefly SanibelMan (if I was…about 10 years younger, of course) AuraSeer Flypsyde and our own chat ho, BurnMeUp. _smooch_ And the girls I’d love to meet in person and hang with: DrainBead CanadianSue Boli MoosieGirl ValerieBlaise ChrisCTP kellibelli Ayesha PCW And like everyone else…I’m sure there’s people I forgot. * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/172 "2000-01-16T23:51:00Z")
All right, I’ve been mentioned several times! I can’t wipe this smile off my face. If more of you guys were girls (and single), I might consider taking you all out. My top ten Dopers I’d like to date: 1. OpalCat 2. Byzantine 3. Drain Bead 4. OpalCat 5. Byzantine 6. Drain Bead 7. OpalCat 8. Byzantine 9. Drain Bead 10. OpalCat, Byzantine, and Drain Bead (at the same time). ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/173 "2000-01-16T23:52:00Z")
Well geez, I guess I’m going to have to start another one of those unpopular poster type threads to get somebody to want to date me. I feel so unloved! And the poster I’d want to date is Coldfire, in the hopes that he’d fall madly in love with me and marry me and then I’d become a Dutch citizen. I could spend the rest of my life relaxing in one of those charming Amsterdam coffee houses! Of course, knowing my luck, he’d probably want to move to Assboink, Idaho. And it goes without saying that I’d love to meet all of you! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/174 "2000-01-17T00:58:00Z")
Wow. Thanks for the votes guys. I was hesitating revealing my list, but I seemed to have cracked under peer pressure. Like everyone else has said I am sure i’m forgetting some, and I would really love to meet everyone. I need to get my keister off this chair and out to a Doper meeting ASAP! There are a lot of guys I’d like to meet, but I think these 5 would make me weak in the knees IRL: Alphagene Democritus _sigh_ Spiderman Underoos, likes to dance, and is just plain dreamy to look at. manhattan UncleBeer Ukulele Ike And the women I would love to party and/or just hang out with: Canthearya Cessandra ChrisCTP Diane Eve kellibelli neuro-trashgrrl Opalcat special ValerieBlaise ## xoxo. If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. -Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/175 "2000-01-17T01:33:00Z")
Hey, neuro-trash, what do women got that I ain’t got?? Never mind. Forget I said that. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/176 "2000-01-17T02:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Cessandra - because she is the spitting image of a porn chick. I am?? Since when?? * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/177 "2000-01-17T03:52:00Z")
I think I’d like to meet Sealemon, Coldfire, Handy, and Big Iron. Would anyone put me on their list if I mention that I’m easy? * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/178 "2000-01-17T04:00:00Z")
Go for it MaryAnn–as I have proven, a little shameless self-promotion does a world of good 😉 * * * The Top 10 Greatest Things About Procrastination: 1. ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/179 "2000-01-17T04:22:00Z")
Aw, c’mon Coldfire! I’m Canadian! I spell humour with a “U”! And if ain’t a beer, it ain’t beer, it ain’t worth piss! So…I’m sorry, I’ll go back to my corner and shut up… * * * With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/180 "2000-01-17T15:04:00Z")
This is _so_ Jr High, but I’m feeling juvinile, so… KelliBelli and Zyada, because they picked me. techchck68 - Because I need a girl that understands computers, or they just won’t understand me… * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=10)