# If you could edit your user status, what would it say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307 "2003-02-20T11:23:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/41 "2003-02-22T05:34:52Z")
Cynical know-it-all. (A snooty teacher called me that once when I didn’t agree that something was an unmitigated evil.) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/42 "2003-02-22T05:57:17Z")
Either **Punk Rock Girly Girl** or **Angelic Sexpot**. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/43 "2003-02-22T06:27:19Z")
Just to mess with people who don’t think my user name is feminine enough as it is… " 3 inch sword" 😃 Or maybe “inane chatterer” ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/44 "2003-02-22T07:10:18Z")
Resident Archangel 🙂 No, I don’t have an ego… ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/45 "2003-02-22T08:48:25Z")
Long long ago, **lno** gave out tribal names in a thread. Mine was “Gopher, though not a groundhog, is Evil Nazi Garden Wrecker.” So my user status would be Evil Nazi Garden Wrecker. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/46 "2003-02-22T10:20:11Z")
Mostly harmless. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/47 "2003-02-22T16:49:25Z")
On another board, I’ve had “Auntie-ji” “Licensed for Nasty” and “The Voice of Mass Transit” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/48 "2003-02-22T19:08:30Z")
“Can’t talk. Eating” “In Todd-AO” “In DTS in selected areas” "Who’s your daddy?’ “Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.” “Amelia Earhart’s love child.” ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/49 "2003-02-22T19:12:26Z")
“Official Doper of the New Millennium” ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/50 "2003-02-22T23:09:31Z")
“ **QUIET** ” ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/51 "2003-02-22T23:17:46Z")
Bush Man [sub]and that in no way is to be taken in a political manner[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/52 "2003-02-22T23:23:04Z")
On two other boards, where it’s not turned off, I’m listed as: [ul][li]Bishop/Martyr (ret.), Server (Server=Moderator there, which I am)[/li] Archbishop of Canterbuggy[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/53 "2003-02-23T00:09:34Z")
Three Words: \*\*Atomic Sex Kitten \*\* 😃 OK, since I am not some nympho teenager… **Woolgatherer** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/54 "2003-02-23T00:22:23Z")
something that sums me up: [ul] **I’m nice, dammit** [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/55 "2003-02-23T00:58:11Z")
Oh easy, " I have more posts than you" ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/56 "2003-02-23T01:09:14Z")
Hard to say what I would put. Possibly ‘Lost in my mind’ or ‘Dreamer’ or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307/57 "2003-02-23T02:59:14Z")
Spa King Of New Jersey OR Truck-drivin’ Magic Mama OR Guy Ritchie Fan Club - “The Prez” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-edit-your-user-status-what-would-it-say/156307.md?page=2)