# If you could have lost your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who do you choose? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855 "2012-03-26T16:57:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/21 "2012-03-26T19:04:00Z")
Susan Sarandon, as she was about 25 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/22 "2012-03-26T19:09:47Z")
Mmmmm . . . . **John Gilbert** , **Errol Flynn** , **John Barrymore** –in their pre-fucked-up prime, that is. John Gilbert: [http://www.johngilbert.org/thepreacherintheblacksilkrobeisreadyforweb.jpg](http://www.johngilbert.org/thepreacherintheblacksilkrobeisreadyforweb.jpg) Errol Flynn: [http://redcarpetvictim.com/wp-content/uploads/errol-flynn.jpg](http://redcarpetvictim.com/wp-content/uploads/errol-flynn.jpg) John Barrymore: [http://cdn.things-and-other-stuff.com/wp-content/gallery/barrymores-drews/john-barrymore-1903-burr-mcintosh.jpg](http://cdn.things-and-other-stuff.com/wp-content/gallery/barrymores-drews/john-barrymore-1903-burr-mcintosh.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/23 "2012-03-26T19:52:19Z")
Do porn starlets count? Because I imagine I could have learned a lot really quickly from any of them. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/24 "2012-03-26T20:02:18Z")
**Charlize Theron** (any age from 18 to now). Gorgeous, smart, sexy, sensitive, adventurous, funny. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/25 "2012-03-26T20:17:44Z")
Raul Julia So sad that he died at age 54. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/26 "2012-03-26T20:19:17Z")
Raquel Welch could have had me any time during the late 60’s, up until around 1974. Hell, she could have me tomorrow but even she can’t get my virginity back. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/27 "2012-03-26T20:35:36Z")
Hrm…at the time I was looking to lose it, at 16, I was looking for someone who would be fun and straightforward about it, not super-romantic OR super-kinky. So in 1983 that might have been… Yep. Put me in with Harrison Ford, lol. Was already crushing on him from American Graffiti; Return of the Jedi just added to the bonus. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/28 "2012-03-26T20:37:20Z")
Tom Selleck, even now, but if he was in his Magnum prime then the Cosmic Being could sell tickets for all I would care. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/29 "2012-03-26T20:40:59Z")
[Barbara Eden.](http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/idreamofjeannie.gif)Those firm, ripe apple tits spoke to my adolescent libido from 1965 to 1970. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/30 "2012-03-26T21:59:40Z")
Zooey Deschanel, and I’m free this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/31 "2012-03-26T22:05:37Z")
I guess it would be Nicholas Cage. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/32 "2012-03-26T22:14:12Z")
I would lose my virginity to Louise Brooks, circa 1929, as many times as it took until I got it right. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/33 "2012-03-27T00:20:13Z")
Too many to list. I’ll just stick with the Irish ones: Christine (The Moose) McGlade ca. 1983, Jean-Louisa Kelly ca. 1995, and Elinor Donahue ca. 1957. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/34 "2012-03-27T00:24:12Z")
Jane Seymour circa 1973. ---
**Author:** ![Bloodless\_Turnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@Bloodless\_Turnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bloodless_Turnip)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/35 "2012-03-27T00:31:19Z")
Nathan Fillion Though if I were a man it’d be Audrey. _watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s right now!_ ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/36 "2012-03-27T00:36:22Z")
Raquel Welch and Barbara Eden are way up on the list, but I flashed instantly to [Caroline Munro](http://www.carolinemunro.org/). Not only a Bond Girl (who dies, on-screen, in a stupid way) (BTW, happy to learn she’s still alive and signing autographs!) but she had a fairly major role in Golden Voyage of Sinbad, one of my guilty favorites. Ah, adolescent lust! If we could harness that power, we could cut off our petroleum imports immediately! ETA: it’s not too late… I am still a virgin! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/37 "2012-03-27T01:16:39Z")
I dunno about now, but, back then I certainly wanted it to be Susan Anton. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/38 "2012-03-27T01:38:41Z")
Kate Beckinsale. Or Jan Smithers back in the day. Or Olivia Wilde. Geez! ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/39 "2012-03-27T01:50:49Z")
Mick Jagger. Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![SDMBKL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdmbkl/32/7297_2.png) [@SDMBKL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SDMBKL)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/40 "2012-03-27T02:07:20Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > So a cosmic being appears before you the moment you first think you’d like to lose your virginity. In a pocket reality outside of space and time, any celebrity you choose will appear before you and magically desire you. It can be any celebrity living or dead from any point (18 or older) in their lives. When the deed is done, you’ll zap back into your reality without risk of STDs or pregnancy, just because this cosmic being is a cool guy. The celebrity you screwed in that pocket reality will cease to exist as they were just a momentary clone plucked from time and programmed to desire you. > > You can choose more than one if you’d like, but then the cosmic being gets to watch. Them’s the breaks. > > * * * > > I think I’d go with Julia Ormond circa 1995. Beautiful, obviously, but she seems like she’d be pleasant about the whole thing and not at all intimidating. Which would really be what I was looking for ideally. I wouldn’t want to bite off more than I could chew in regards to kinks and that sort of thing. If I recall correctly, I think I would have been more than ready by the time I was 15. Elizabeth Taylor circa 1957 was a very close runner up, but I just couldn’t bear to have the cosmic being watching us from a folding chair in the corner. Only if the celebrity agrees to marry me first! 😃 Not in a million years will that ever happen. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=3)