# If you could have lost your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who do you choose? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855 "2012-03-26T16:57:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/41 "2012-03-27T02:08:49Z")
[Alexis Bledel](http://www.abalook.com/journal/2012/3/19/cute-babe-004-alexis-bledel.html). Oh my, she makes my heart swoon. I would get lost in those blue eye for hours. Maybe Sarah McLaughlin, cause her voice is like an angel, and she is very pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/42 "2012-03-27T02:32:56Z")
Goldie Hawn, 1968. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/43 "2012-03-27T03:21:16Z")
Johnny Depp was my immediate thought when I read the thread title. Only it was more like “Oh JohnnyDeppyesplease!” ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/44 "2012-03-27T03:38:31Z")
Tough choice. But Joey Heatherton would have done quite nicely. [http://www.debra-paget.com/joeyheatherton/joey127.jpg](http://www.debra-paget.com/joeyheatherton/joey127.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/45 "2012-03-27T03:39:18Z")
McCartney - then, now, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Teaira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@Teaira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teaira)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/46 "2012-03-27T03:48:56Z")
Johnny Depp. For sure. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/47 "2012-03-27T03:50:02Z")
Fozzie Bear. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/48 "2012-03-27T03:52:14Z")
> [@SDMBKL](#): > > Only if the celebrity agrees to marry me first! 😃 > > Not in a million years will that ever happen. 😛 You don’t say no to a cosmic being. Ask Abraham. ---
**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/49 "2012-03-27T04:27:15Z")
As a guy? Definitely Mama Cass. Or as a Plan B, Roseanne Barr. Or as a Plan C, Phyllis Diller. Or as a Plan D, Margaret Thatcher. Or as a Plan E, Susan Boyle. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/50 "2012-03-27T09:08:26Z")
Phoebe Cates. Hell, I’d like to have my virginity surgically reinserted if it’d mean I get to do it now. Can we make that happen? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/51 "2012-03-27T09:17:56Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > So a cosmic being appears before you the moment you first think you’d like to lose your virginity. In a pocket reality outside of space and time, any celebrity you choose will appear before you and magically desire you. It can be any celebrity living or dead from any point (18 or older) in their lives. … there’s a disconnect there, in that at the moment I first thought I’d like to get rid of my hymen, 18 was distinctly ancient. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/52 "2012-03-27T09:37:31Z")
John Taylor, Duran Duran. I think then or now, really. If cosmic being wants to watch, then I’ll take the band for the whole shebang, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/53 "2012-03-27T15:51:38Z")
How come nobody’s said Barbara Feldon yet? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/54 "2012-03-27T16:12:02Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > How come nobody’s said Barbara Feldon yet? Missed it by _that_ much. Actually, you made me think of Barbara Eden, which would also be interesting. Especially if she was in costume and called me master. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/55 "2012-03-27T16:24:04Z")
Lynda Carter is my first choice! Following close behind – Kate Jackson Teresa Graves (She was in the “Get Christie Love!” detective show, 1974-1975) Phyllis Coates (as she appeared in the 1955 “Panther Girl of the Kongo” serial) Jo Ann Harris (she appeared on many TV shows in the 1970s) And, of course, Farrah Fawcett! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/56 "2012-03-27T16:30:11Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > … there’s a disconnect there, in that at the moment I first thought I’d like to get rid of my hymen, 18 was distinctly ancient. Actually, I think they’re saying the celeb has to be at least 18. For me, it depends on the setting: 1. The first answer that came to 44yo me upon reading the thread title was **Ingrid Bergman** , _Casablanca_-era. 2. If it was to be a celeb from the era where losing my virginity was possible (mid 80s) then I had quite the thing for **Ally Sheedy**. **Molly Ringwald** , too, but I am of the opinion that Ally would be better in the sack. 3. However, of the more modern ladies, 16yo me would have _died_ to have been visited by a future **Zooey Daneschal**. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/57 "2012-03-27T16:36:02Z")
> [@gytalf2000](#): > > Lynda Carter is my first choice! > > Following close behind – > > Kate Jackson > > Teresa Graves (She was in the “Get Christie Love!” detective show, 1974-1975) > > Phyllis Coates (as she appeared in the 1955 “Panther Girl of the Kongo” serial) > > Jo Ann Harris (she appeared on many TV shows in the 1970s) > And, of course, Farrah Fawcett! I can’t believe that I forgot – Caroline Munro (from “The Golden Voyage of Sinbad”, “Starcrash”, and other movies) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/58 "2012-03-27T16:46:40Z")
I can narrow it down to two: [George Harrison](http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&biw=923&bih=932&tbm=isch&tbnid=oDSYLTJqv720zM:&imgrefurl=http://www.rollingstone.com/music/artists/george-harrison&docid=l3iZAt_h8vMiaM&imgurl=http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/george-harrison.jpg&w=304&h=304&ei=QetxT5O4JcTUqgHc3JSVDA&zoom=1) and [Jeremy Irons](http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&biw=923&bih=932&tbm=isch&tbnid=EfBjbwqa7OuV7M:&imgrefurl=http://umbriatuscanyreview.com/2011/08/01/seduction-smoke-and-music-with-jeremy-irons-we-will-be-there/&docid=BWBA2UqGkfGfzM&imgurl=http://fontanaro.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jeremy-irons1.jpg&w=214&h=320&ei=9-xxT5bFOYPiqgHGopiVDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=425&vpy=517&dur=8688&hovh=256&hovw=171&tx=140&ty=118&sig=115393832862358866273&page=1&tbnh=169&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0). Any age for both. ---
**Author:** ![Minnie\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/59 "2012-03-27T17:16:00Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > John Taylor, Duran Duran. I think then or now, really. [Sugar Town](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Town_%28film%29) John Taylor for me, please. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/60 "2012-03-27T17:22:31Z")
Daniel Day-Lewis, c. 1993, _Last of the Mohicans_/ _Age of Innocence_ era. Mother of God he was a thing of beauty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=4)