# If you could have lost your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who do you choose? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855 "2012-03-26T16:57:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/61 "2012-03-27T22:45:48Z")
Michelle Pfeiffer. Aged (hers) 18 to present. Charlize would be OK too. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/62 "2012-03-28T00:52:55Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > John Taylor, Duran Duran. I think then or now, really. > > If cosmic being wants to watch, then I’ll take the band for the whole shebang, Alex. I like you. ---
**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/63 "2012-03-28T01:12:13Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > … there’s a disconnect there, in that at the moment I first thought I’d like to get rid of my hymen, 18 was distinctly ancient. That’s it right there,(except for the hymen stuff :)) for me it would be Jena Malone but she is a similar age to me. I’ve had a crush on her since I was 15. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/64 "2012-03-28T01:29:24Z")
> [@Palo\_Verde](#): > > This was my very FIRST thought. I can’t believe anyone else is going for him. Can I make him wear his Aragorn costume and be all sweaty and unshaven? Can we form a line, here? ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/65 "2012-03-28T01:30:34Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Daniel Day-Lewis, c. 1993, _Last of the Mohicans_/ _Age of Innocence_ era. Mother of God he was a thing of beauty. As he was once described, “the thinking woman’s British crumpet.” ---
**Author:** ![bubba\_jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bubba\_jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubba_jr)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/66 "2012-03-28T03:00:27Z")
I’m kind of surprised somebody already said it… Jodie Foster. Nicole Kidman if she would dance in the rain in a mini skirt first. Mary Poppins was pretty hot too. You know she had black thigh highs on under there. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/67 "2012-03-28T04:51:05Z")
Alice Cooper, circa 1974. Hell, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed now and it’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’m practically re-virginated. So, Coop, call me. ---
**Author:** ![Dickerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@Dickerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dickerman)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/68 "2012-03-28T05:08:45Z")
Grace Kelly, or Carolyn Jones (Morticia Addams) ---
**Author:** ![mamakat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@mamakat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamakat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/69 "2012-03-28T05:21:24Z")
My fantasy was always to lose it to Slash and Axl Rose from Guns N Roses AT THE SAME TIME!!! Dirty little fifth grader! :o ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/70 "2012-03-28T06:53:47Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Actually, I think they’re saying the celeb has to be at least 18. Yes, and when I was in 7th grade, an 18 yo was as old as my parents. I think the rule should have been “of legal age”. I’ll sign up for Johnny Deep, but he should be 15 or 16, not college-age! ---
**Author:** ![Dorabella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@Dorabella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorabella)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/71 "2012-03-28T06:58:30Z")
Another one for Paul McCartney back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/72 "2012-03-28T07:08:31Z")
Monica Bellucci. Wow wee! ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/73 "2012-03-28T07:29:42Z")
Why that’s an easy one for me. I like him clean shaven much better. I can’t think of anyone much cuter than Gael García Bernal …gawd is he hot!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/74 "2012-03-28T07:35:31Z")
And here he is: [Gael García Bernal](http://focusfeatures.com/motorcycle_diaries/photos) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/75 "2012-03-28T08:05:17Z")
Amy Linker. No, wait… Andrea Elson. No, wait… Andrea Barber. But seriously folks. _Bananarama_. Or, if forced to choose just one, Keren Woodward circa 1986. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/76 "2012-03-28T13:04:57Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Amy Linker. No, wait… I read this \*way \*too quickly and thought you wrote “Art Linkletter.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/77 "2012-03-28T15:37:58Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I read this \*way \*too quickly and thought you wrote “Art Linkletter.” Well, kids do say the darndest things. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/78 "2012-03-28T15:41:19Z")
Marylin Monroe or Cleopatra. I’m not picky. ---
**Author:** ![StephanieLeMonstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@StephanieLeMonstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephanieLeMonstre)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/79 "2012-03-28T17:35:25Z")
Is it weird that the first thought was an actual fictional character…? It would definitely have to be Julian Casablancas! -sigh- Anytime, but now days, he’s got me by the jaw! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/80 "2012-03-28T17:38:16Z")
Danny Kaye, please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=5)