# If you could have lost your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who do you choose? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 26, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855 "2012-03-26T16:57:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/101 "2012-03-29T19:39:35Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Pistols at dawn, sir! Now now, no need for that. The OP _did_ say our benevolent cosmic being would be making clones, so no reason there couldn’t be a Drew for each of us 😃 And now I wonder if I could request two Drews for myself… ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/102 "2012-03-29T20:56:24Z")
Five years ago, I’d have gone with Molly Ringwald, but having rediscovered a young Myrna Loy, it’s a no brainer, she is absolutely beautiful: [![](https://www.lehigh.edu/~amsp/myrna.jpg) ](https://www.lehigh.edu/~amsp/myrna.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/103 "2012-03-29T21:44:18Z")
Can we add who our gay or straight alter ego would choose? Because I am unimaginatively straight, but if I were a lesbian, I would absolutely pick either Susan Sarandon or Jodie Foster (both of whom have been mentioned upthread). ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/104 "2012-03-29T22:07:12Z")
If I were gay, I’d choose Brad Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/105 "2012-03-29T22:44:18Z")
If I were a lesbian, I’d pick Kate Winslet or Emma Stone. Mila Kunis could watch if she likes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/106 "2012-03-29T23:13:27Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > Now now, no need for that. The OP _did_ say our benevolent cosmic being would be making clones, so no reason there couldn’t be a Drew for each of us 😃 > > And now I wonder if I could request two Drews for myself… Greedy! And now that I’ve dragged myself into this thread, I may as well add Tina Fey to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/107 "2012-03-29T23:49:19Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > If I were gay, I’d choose Brad Pitt. If I were a collie, I’d choose [Lassie](http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_Lassie/2006_lassie_001.jpg)…hubba, hubba… ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/108 "2012-03-30T02:26:15Z")
Everyone knows who I’d pick. But only if she told me what name to call her. Constantly refering to initials just isn’t sexy enough. For her, at least. 😉 And how she likes her coffee. ( Latte, no sweet? ) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/109 "2012-03-30T10:16:19Z")
Mary Tyler Moore, circa 1962. [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5s11xWDX1qcra2do1_500.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5s11xWDX1qcra2do1_500.jpg) [![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nUCX80etGuU/TYpHQ3S5ATI/AAAAAAAALFY/pzTWPouT9-0/mary+tyler+moore.jpg) ](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nUCX80etGuU/TYpHQ3S5ATI/AAAAAAAALFY/pzTWPouT9-0/mary+tyler+moore.jpg) [![](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ANvMAyXuQpI/0.jpg) ](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ANvMAyXuQpI/0.jpg) [![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RnlFOOpc8ls/SmVJqDRVDFI/AAAAAAAABeQ/JH2YWyBeUog/s400/Mary+Tyler+Moore5.jpg) ](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RnlFOOpc8ls/SmVJqDRVDFI/AAAAAAAABeQ/JH2YWyBeUog/s400/Mary+Tyler+Moore5.jpg) [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgql9bcvS71qcra2do1_500.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgql9bcvS71qcra2do1_500.jpg) [![](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-hk4iBT73rKE/ToodqiUZDPI/AAAAAAAABDc/uSxTym2a0cg/walnuts2%25255B2%25255D.jpg) ](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-hk4iBT73rKE/ToodqiUZDPI/AAAAAAAABDc/uSxTym2a0cg/walnuts2%25255B2%25255D.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/110 "2012-03-30T15:59:21Z")
I would have posted sooner, but even for a 17 year old waking up with Christina Hendricks and Zooey Deschanel alongside you in bed is pretty exhausting. Now where the heck did I leave the time machine? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/111 "2012-03-30T16:46:23Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > Can we add who our gay or straight alter ego would choose? Because I am unimaginatively straight, but if I were a lesbian, I would absolutely pick either Susan Sarandon or Jodie Foster (both of whom have been mentioned upthread). If that’s acceptable I’ll line up for Cyd Charisse. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/112 "2012-03-30T16:54:57Z")
Either Julian Sands or Jeremy Irons. Or Alan Rickman a few years ago (hell, even Alan Rickman now wouldn’t be bad!) Alice Cooper from the 90s…hmm… **faithfool** ’s post got me thinking. Not sure, but definitely a possibility. My lesbian alter-ego’s choice: easy-peasy. Annie Lennox done up like she was in the “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” video. I still have a crush on her. Second choice: Julie Andrews from “Victor/Victoria.” (Apparently I have a thing for androgynous drag kings. Go figure. P) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/113 "2012-03-30T18:50:17Z")
Elizabeth Montgomery, in her Bewitched days. Elisabeth Shue, in her Karate Kid / Adventures in Babysitting days. Sigourney Weaver, in her Alien / Ghostbuster days. And if I could have all three at once, the entity could invite his buddies, pull up chairs around the bed, eat popcorn and offer suggestions and encouragement. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/114 "2012-03-30T19:54:13Z")
It’s always been Alan Rickman for me. > [@Infovore](#): > > (hell, even Alan Rickman now wouldn’t be bad!) I saw Alan up close two weeks ago. He spoke to me and signed my playbill. I would have jumped him right then and there if I could have gotten away with it. Sadly my husband and son, and dozens of other theater goers were also there. \ ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/115 "2012-03-30T20:36:57Z")
Wow. You have amazing restraint, **Rhiannon**! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/116 "2012-03-31T06:02:07Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Alice Cooper from the 90s…hmm… **faithfool** ’s post got me thinking. Not sure, but definitely a possibility. Mmmmm. 90s era Alice? Yes, please. He could’ve definitely shown me how his Love is a Loaded Gun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/117 "2012-03-31T07:15:32Z")
Katherine Hepburn the year she made **The Little Minister** , OMeff’nG [http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;\_ylt=A2KJkIdPr3ZPKV4Ag0yJzbkF;\_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dkatherine%2Bhepburn%2Bthe%2Blittle%2Bminister%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D4&w=1644&h=2107&imgurl=www.doctormacro.com%2FImages%2FHepburn%2C%2520Katharine%2FAnnex%2FAnnex%2520-%2520Hepburn%2C%2520Katharine%2520(Little%2520Minister%2C%2520the)\_02.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doctormacro.com%2FMovie%2520Star%2520Pages%2FHepburn%2C%2520Katharine-Annex.htm&size=730.3+KB&name=with+spencer+tracy+the+little+minister&p=katherine+hepburn+the+little+minister&oid=ae59269c0e2f07ba9ddf83f8981afa2d&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=with%2Bspencer%2Btracy%2Bthe%2Blittle%2Bminister&b=0&ni=21&no=4&tab=organic&ts=&vm=&sigr=12es6s1ht&sigb=13rsv9h3g&sigi=13qj1rro6&.crumb=8VEBLJoLdCH](http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkIdPr3ZPKV4Ag0yJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dkatherine%2Bhepburn%2Bthe%2Blittle%2Bminister%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D4&w=1644&h=2107&imgurl=www.doctormacro.com%2FImages%2FHepburn%2C%2520Katharine%2FAnnex%2FAnnex%2520-%2520Hepburn%2C%2520Katharine%2520%28Little%2520Minister%2C%2520the%29_02.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doctormacro.com%2FMovie%2520Star%2520Pages%2FHepburn%2C%2520Katharine-Annex.htm&size=730.3+KB&name=with+spencer+tracy+the+little+minister&p=katherine+hepburn+the+little+minister&oid=ae59269c0e2f07ba9ddf83f8981afa2d&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=with%2Bspencer%2Btracy%2Bthe%2Blittle%2Bminister&b=0&ni=21&no=4&tab=organic&ts=&vm=&sigr=12es6s1ht&sigb=13rsv9h3g&sigi=13qj1rro6&.crumb=8VEBLJoLdCH) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/118 "2012-03-31T20:29:27Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Mmmmm. 90s era Alice? Yes, please. He could’ve definitely shown me how his Love is a Loaded Gun. 😃 Or how to Feed his Frankenstein? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/119 "2012-03-31T20:33:30Z")
Sandra Bullock from whenever Demolition Man came out. Yum. Or Eliza Dushku from whenever New Guy came out. Double Yum. Especially the scene with the blow pop. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855/120 "2012-03-31T21:26:06Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Or how to Feed his Frankenstein? 😃 Bwahahaha! You know, we could undoubtedly keep this up all day… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-lost-your-virginity-to-any-celebrity-from-any-time-who-do-you-choose/616855.md?page=7)