# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 10
### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/181 "2003-08-06T12:27:20Z")
Annette Bening
She was mostly naked in _Grifters_ and STILL looks hot!
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/182 "2003-09-03T03:47:47Z")
No doubt about it, Diane Lane.
She defines Hotness.
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### Author:  [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/183 "2003-09-03T05:39:48Z")
First I’d hop in ye olde time machine for Anthony Perkins, then it’d be back to the present for Ed Norton.
Then Seth Green on the way home.
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### Author:  [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/184 "2003-09-03T05:52:58Z")
(Rests her chin thoughtfully upon her hand, musing this ever so glorious question)… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What celebrity would I “boink”… hmmmmmm.
Firstly, I don’t “boink”, I seduce and plunder (ahem, I’m so vain!).
Secondly, does it make me a freak to love a dead guy? It does…? Shoot, okokokokokokokokokokokokokok…
(ponders some more)…
Well, if I could choose a dead man (not necrophilia, EWW! He’d be living, silly), I’d pick Jeff Buckley (Sexy modern bard. If you have to ask, I’ll slap you~~ We miss you, Jeff! ☹ ). I would let him sooth my soul with his angelic voice and the god-given talent of his hands strumming a guitar before the lovemaking commenced (soft, wistful sigh). He is ROMANCE personified… pure yummy, this fellow!!
If I couldn’t pick dead (you picky people ☹ ), I’d pick Heath Ledger (handsome Aussie in bad movies~~ why can’t he pick a good script?). He is understated sexy, thoughtful sexy, quiet sexy…mmm mmm good.
Now, be off with you! I’ve got daydreams to give in to…
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/185 "2003-09-03T06:00:44Z")
I’d love to know first hand what it sounds like when [Holly Cole](http://www.hollycole.com/photos.html) climaxes. I think I have a rough idea, but I’d sure like to be certain.
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### Author:  [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/186 "2003-09-03T06:59:58Z")
Four pages and no 1960s Barbara Feldon? Dopers, I’m ashamed of you… 😃
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### Author:  [@Petrichor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrichor)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/187 "2003-09-03T07:40:13Z")
Rachael Leigh Cook, or if I had acess to a time machine, Diana Rigg in the 60’s
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### Author:  [@RobertP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobertP)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/188 "2003-09-03T11:37:19Z")
I have always loved Marisa Tomei.
and… dare I say it… Sean Connery. OK, I’m a straight guy, he’s 70, but DAMN!
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### Author:  [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/189 "2003-09-03T12:29:33Z")
Christopher Walken. ((from the Dead Zone. We can time travel for this fantasy, right?)
Josh Homme. (heaven smiles above me…)
Alan Arkin (from Catch 22 or Grosse Point Blank)
John Corbett (as Chris in the Morning)
Jimmy Fallon (as he is on SNL, not all spastic like when he appears on Leno or Letterman)
ooooh…David Letterman.
Chris Farley (what?!?..he would be funny as hell!)
Okay, Okay, Christopher Walken. I am certain.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/190 "2003-09-03T17:20:10Z")
Mainstream celeb: Susan Sarandon. Anytime from legal age until now (hey, she’s keeping Tim Robbins happy!), but especially anytime between _Atlantic City_ and _White Palace_.
Non-mainstream: Whitney Prescott.
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### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/191 "2003-09-03T17:26:06Z")
Gosh, so many choices…
[ul][li][Garrett Wang](http://www.osprey.net/~kira/ggallery.html) (Ensign Harry Kim, _Star Trek: Voyager_)[/li][li][Anthony Montgomery](http://www.anthonymontgomery.com/menu.htm) (Ensign Travis Mayweather, _Enterprise_)[/li][li][Von Flores](http://www.vonflores.org/cons/sfd.htm) (Agent Ronald Sandoval, _Earth: Final Conflict_)[/ul][/li]
Just off the top of my head. I can’t pick just one! (If I have them all at once, does that count? \) And that’s not even counting the girls! (My own loves [Sophia Loren](http://www.sophialoren.com/about/photos/color/index.htm) and [Jeri Ryan](http://www.jerioholics.com/mainpage.html), of course.)
Esprix
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### Author:  [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/192 "2003-09-03T19:53:57Z")
If we are allowed non-American celebrities.
[Gackt](http://www.geocities.com/gackt_gallery2/).
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### Author:  [@zoltar7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoltar7)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/193 "2003-09-03T20:08:27Z")
Megan Mullally
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### Author:  [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/194 "2003-09-03T20:37:32Z")
In her prime:[Virginia Bell](http://www.javabachelor.100megs4.com/bell.html)
There’s just something about that grin. Oh, and other things.
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### Author:  [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/195 "2003-09-03T20:44:49Z")
Omigosh, I should have warned you–the above link is \*\* not safe for work\*\*. There’s no actual nudity, but there’s a lot of skin showing. Sorry about that.
Mods, I hope I haven’t broken any rules, but if I have I apologize and won’t be offended if you want to kill the link.
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/196 "2003-09-04T04:39:00Z")
Today: Beyonce Knowles, Salma Hayek, [Miho Nakayama](http://www.miporin.ne.jp/mizuho/), [Naoko Iijima](http://www.naoko-iijima.net/)
(both web pages are safe for work, but that second one may not be safe for standards of good taste and professional design)
If time travel is allowed: Laura Gemser, Sylvia Krystel, Catherine Deneuve
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### Author:  [@Herb\_Twoleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herb_Twoleaf)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/197 "2003-09-04T08:11:37Z")
Alyssa Milano on my arm…
Teri Hatcher in the sack.
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### Author:  [@toque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toque)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/198 "2003-09-04T14:45:00Z")
**Tyra Banks** or **Marisa Tomei** (why does she not get any work?).
I’d go gay for **Keanu Reeves** no problem.
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### Author:  [@Baby\_Fish\_Mouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Fish_Mouth)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/199 "2003-09-04T18:22:33Z")
**Johnny Depp** , now and always.
Wouldn’t kick **Debra Messing** or **Catherine Zeta-Jones** outta bed either.
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### Author:  [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/200 "2003-09-04T21:02:04Z")
Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan
In any order
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