# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 11
### Author:  [@Carwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carwash)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/201 "2003-09-04T21:58:15Z")
I’m putting my hand up for Ewan McGregor too.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/202 "2003-09-04T23:09:58Z")
Seth Green. Oh god yes.
I’ve found that it’s only a select portion of the female population which desires Seth Green, but they more than make up for their numbers in the sheer intensity of their love for him.
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### Author:  [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/203 "2003-09-05T03:37:45Z")
Classic crush (need a time machine): Bettie Page.
Life-long crush: Jennifer Connelly (since I saw The Rocketeer in 1991).
Current crush: Neko Case.
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### Author:  [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/204 "2003-09-05T04:32:43Z")
Female - Selma Hayek
Male - the lead singer of Noisenet
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### Author:  [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/205 "2003-09-05T22:48:41Z")
UPDATE!
Damn! I just caught the end of a repeat of Conan and missed the part with Seth Green! The cruel irony! Of the Morisette kind, that is…
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/206 "2003-09-06T05:33:40Z")
The appitizer: Alicia Silverstone.
Main course: 3-Way with Buffy, Willow, and Anya.
Desert: Glory
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### Author:  [@culov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/culov)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/207 "2003-09-06T05:44:51Z")
Charlize Theron
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### Author:  [@culov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/culov)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/208 "2003-09-06T05:48:27Z")
Even though she is a porn star, id have to say that Aria Giovanni is one of the hottest women on earth.
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### Author:  [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/209 "2003-09-06T08:07:24Z")
Johnny Depp
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### Author:  [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/210 "2003-09-06T10:14:02Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Lord Vega \*
> \*\*
> Desert: Glory \*\*
That’s a rather uncomfortable place for a sexual romp, isn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/211 "2003-09-06T11:56:03Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
She has the most amazing neck/shoulders.
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### Author:  [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/212 "2003-09-06T12:01:01Z")
Is that a new euphemism for 'em, **Harborwolf**?
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### Author:  [@Kobaltblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobaltblu)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/213 "2003-09-06T13:33:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*
> \*\*Miss? Can I change my answer again?
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> Anna Paquin in leather!!!
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> (Rogue - X-Men 2. I haven’t seen it yet, but I have seen the poster containing The leather clad Rogue. Oh mamma!) \*\*
Then, you need to see _The 25th Hour_. She almost turned me straight, ferchrissake!
OK, we need to set some ground rules:
1. Do you mean _for all eternity?_ ever again, world without end, amen?
2. Does it apply to the opposite, or same-sex?
3. Are you allowed to choose the celebrity’s “era” ? (For instance, the question regarding Lauren Bacall in her prime)
4. Living only?
5. Fictional OK?
6. Comic Book/Animated Character? (Tetsuo in _Akira_, for instance)
7. Celebrity Path–Movies? Sports? Backgammon? Word of Mouth? Unnamed extra in movie recently viewed? Other subway car?
You can see the importance for clarification here, I’m sure.
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### Author:  [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/214 "2003-09-06T14:40:39Z")
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> \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \*
> \*\*There are just \* too \* many, but off the top of my head… \*\* Anna Kournikova. \*\* I’d love to be in a love-game with her 😉 (You knew that was coming) \*\*
I’ve changed my mind - I’d definitely, absolutely without a doubt go with **Kristin Kreuk**.
Or **Charlize Theron** …maybe **Kristanna Loken**. It’s too hard dammit!! Ahem.
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/215 "2003-09-06T17:48:43Z")
I’m going with [Alison Lohman](http://whiteoleander.warnerbros.com/wb.wo.cast.al.html).
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/216 "2003-09-06T18:21:12Z")
[Julian. McMahon.](http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/niptuck/main.html) Oh,mydeargodinheavenYES!! That whole “yeah, you’ll probably get in trouble…but you’ll have SO much fun” look. And that MOUTH! How do I get to be one of the women he bangs on that show???
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### Author:  [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/217 "2003-09-06T18:53:24Z")
Hard to believe that in 5 pages, no one has mentioned [Liv Tyler.]([personal.kwom.com/oz/desktops/](http://personal.kwom.com/oz/desktops/) liv\_tyler\_1024.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/218 "2003-09-06T20:12:17Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Carwash \*
> \*\*I’m putting my hand up for Ewan McGregor too. \*\*
Okay, I keep misreading this as “I’m putting my hand up Ewan MacGregor too.” :eek: 😉
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### Author:  [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/219 "2003-09-06T22:40:14Z")
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> \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \*
> \*\*James Marsters. He demonstrated this technique once on Love Line…did anybody else see that? \*\*
No…please tell!
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### Author:  [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/220 "2003-09-07T00:17:36Z")
Tara Reid. I love her voice so much.
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