# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@MaddyStrut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaddyStrut)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/221 "2003-09-07T01:17:13Z")
I’m almost embarassed to admit this, but I’m going to pick **Gary Stevens** (the jockey who played George Woolf in _Seabiscuit_).
I don’t normally go for balding men, and never go for men whose buts are smaller than mine–but those blue eyes, those cheekbones! Yummy! And you know a jockey has got to be great with his hands!
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/222 "2003-09-07T05:00:59Z")
Natalie Portman.
Though I had this fantastic dream this morning involving someone who looked like Ashley Judd, so I think I’d better list her too.
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### Author:  [@Palewriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palewriter)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/223 "2003-09-07T05:19:41Z")
I’m thinking Jerry Lewis. What a babe. Stop it. OK, Lucille Ball? P’raps not. OK, Princess Di? Ooops. Alright, I’m serious now, um…er…Justin Whatshisname? Oh shit, he’s a guy. Alright then, Brittney Spears. I’m in heaven. Oo, ah.
- PW
who thinks this question’s silly
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### Author:  [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/224 "2003-09-07T06:05:12Z")
I’m changing my answer to Grace Slick or Maud Adams, but Grace Slick is #1.
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### Author:  [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/225 "2003-09-07T06:21:52Z")
Halle Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer or Liv Tyler could have me if they played their cards right.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/226 "2003-09-07T07:04:52Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JThunder \*
> \*\*That’s a rather uncomfortable place for a sexual romp, isn’t it? \*\*
That’s the thing about Glory. She’s a god. It doesn’t matter where you are. 🆒
Ok, so I can’t spell. :smack:
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### Author:  [@Kobaltblu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobaltblu)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/227 "2003-09-07T14:15:57Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \*
> \*\*Okay, I keep misreading this as “I’m putting my hand up Ewan MacGregor too.” :eek: 😉 \*\*
…and that’s a problem because…?
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### Author:  [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/228 "2003-09-07T19:53:37Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Maureen \*
> \*\*[Julian. McMahon.](http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/niptuck/main.html) Oh,mydeargodinheavenYES!! That whole “yeah, you’ll probably get in trouble…but you’ll have SO much fun” look. And that MOUTH! How do I get to be one of the women he bangs on that show??? \*\*
:: puts up fists ::
Back the hell off, **Maureen**. Julian’s mine, mine, mine, mine. All mine. You can’t have him. I’ll battle you to the death if I must.
[sub]how about that scene on the tanning bed? and the one in the shower? augh!!![/sub]
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### Author:  [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/229 "2003-09-07T20:26:25Z")
I’m late to the party, I know, but I dibs Marilyn Sudor from “Boston Public” as portrayed by Sharon Leal.
[Link](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-829)
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/230 "2003-09-08T04:47:12Z")
Melanie Griffith, Kathleen Turner and Jennifer Grey.
Granted a weekend with those three ladies, afterward you can shoot me. 😃
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### Author:  [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/231 "2003-09-08T04:55:35Z")
_And the finalists are, in no particualr order:_
Daisy Fuentes
Tina Fey
Vanna White
Sandra Bullock
Stevie Nicks
Christine McVie
Britney Spears
Jennifer Lopez
Helen Hunt
Cindy Crawford
Amy Poehler
Lisa Kudrow
Courtney Cox, circa 1996
Jeri Ryan
Marina Sirtis
Debbie Dunning
Gates McFadden
Roxann Dawson
Halle Berry (sp.?)
Jane Curtin, circa 1976
Christina Applegate
Mille Jovovich
Katey Sagal
Cheri Oteri
Suzanne Ciani
Enya
Yvonne Elliman
Madonna
I know I’m forgetting a few. Dozen. :smack:
And I’m supposed to pick **ONE?** **ONE!?** ONE!?!?
But if I can’t have Tina Fey I’d settle for watching her make out with Jimmy Fallon.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/232 "2003-09-09T00:52:21Z")
Drew Barrymore.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
😃
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/233 "2003-09-09T01:46:18Z")
I’m already having sex with my favorite celebrity: my partner, who just happens to be the #1 all-time world-wide sexiest man in history.
And believe me, I had previously done a whole lot of comparison shopping.
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