# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/21 "2003-05-01T02:30:22Z")
I’m still in my Paige Davis phase. Though, if you’re up for a real party, I could point you to a three-way with a certain something. ---
### Author: ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/22 "2003-05-01T02:44:10Z")
well as of right now… I would have to go with Jennifer Garner… she has something about her that says good girl in public… but freak in the bedroom… ---
### Author: ![bowler\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@bowler\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bowler_girl) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/23 "2003-05-01T02:44:51Z")
Definitely Andy Garcia. ---
### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/24 "2003-05-01T02:59:20Z")
Miss? Can I change my answer again? Anna Paquin in leather!!! (Rogue - X-Men 2. I haven’t seen it yet, but I have seen the poster containing The leather clad Rogue. Oh mamma!) ---
### Author: ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/25 "2003-05-01T03:07:53Z")
I’ll agree with the OP on Ashley Judd. If she’s busy, I’ll have Linda Cardellini… ---
### Author: ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/26 "2003-05-01T03:11:13Z")
John Mayer. I don’t think he’s the most attractive celeb, but I’d rather sleep with him than any other. Go figure. I think his talent makes him highly rideable. ---
### Author: ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/27 "2003-05-01T03:12:10Z")
Just one? That’s so not fair. Hmm, let’s see… I think Halle Barry, then. Unless it was just a one time, one night deal, in which case it would have to be Ms. Spears, simply for the bragging rights. If I were to pick a guy, I’d say Johnny Depp. If I were to pick a mouse, I’d take Minnie. Don’t ask. ---
### Author: ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/28 "2003-05-01T03:24:13Z")
Jack Black! ---
### Author: ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/29 "2003-05-01T05:36:44Z")
I’m having a [threesome](http://www.madonnalicious.com/images2002/2002dadpremierens4.jpg) And no, I am not cheating, for the following reasons; they are married, so they are “one flesh”, and also, only one of them is really a celebrity per se. So nyah. ---
### Author: ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/30 "2003-05-01T05:46:20Z")
There are just \* too \* many, but off the top of my head… \*\* Anna Kournikova. \*\* I’d love to be in a love-game with her 😉 (You knew that was coming) ---
### Author: ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/31 "2003-05-01T05:50:56Z")
James Marsters. He demonstrated this technique once on Love Line…did anybody else see that? ---
### Author: ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/32 "2003-05-01T11:05:46Z")
I would have to go with [Helen Hunt](http://www.hhbrazilian.hpg.com.br/abert_pict.jpg) I don’t know what it is, but I’m just [sub]ahem[/sub] _mad about her_ (for one thing, **No One** looks better in a plain white t-shirt. ---
### Author: ![furr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ab992/32.png) [@furr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furr) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/33 "2003-05-01T12:02:57Z")
male: micheal masden, just something about big guys. female: christina ricci ` in her chubbier phase. not this rake thin thing she seems to have going on now. ---
### Author: ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/34 "2003-05-01T12:05:10Z")
Hmm, difficult. kd lang, especially if she wore the suit from the front of the CD “drag”. hubba hubba! 😃 ---
### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/35 "2003-05-01T12:17:34Z")
I would bang Jennifer Connelly ---
### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/36 "2003-05-01T12:19:31Z")
Dammit, I wan’t done yet! (that happens a lot,…maybe TMI) [mmmm Jennifer Connelly](http://members.iinet.net.au/~almeath/jc/) ---
### Author: ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/37 "2003-05-01T12:25:52Z")
Wolverine. ---
### Author: ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/38 "2003-05-01T12:29:06Z")
Vin Diesel hummina! ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/39 "2003-05-01T12:29:30Z")
My Celebrity Boink Du Jour ™ is Jason Stratham. He has recently replaced the long time winner of Russell Crowe. ( Crowe looked terrible for his wedding day and therefore lost his scrumptiousability in my book.) [http://www.lovehkfilm.com/panasia/transporter.htm](http://www.lovehkfilm.com/panasia/transporter.htm) He would be the non female in the picture. ---
### Author: ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/40 "2003-05-01T12:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*… Celebrity Boink Du Jour … \*\* 😃 hehe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239.md?page=3)