# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 3
### Author: ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/41 "2003-05-01T12:33:55Z")
Barbara Eden. Then or now. ---
### Author: ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/42 "2003-05-01T12:36:51Z")
Sophia Loren Sophia Loren Sophia Loren ---
### Author: ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/43 "2003-05-01T12:49:12Z")
Since the Olsen Twins have only one IMDB entry, I think they count as one here. It’s ok! I’m only 19! It’s not _too_ dirty! OK, if that’s not allowed, I’m going Alexis Bledel. Actually, new answer: Alexis Bledel if I’ve got to see her again in the morning, the Olsens if it’s just a one night stand. ---
### Author: ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/44 "2003-05-01T12:58:55Z")
Tyra Banks. I’m already on record on this one 😛 And **gex gex** , you’re in the clear as far as I am concerned. Freaky, but in the clear 😃 ---
### Author: ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/45 "2003-05-01T13:12:24Z")
Male: Leonard Cohen, circa 1967 or James Spader in “Secretary” mode Female: Nigella Lawson ---
### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/46 "2003-05-01T13:15:18Z")
Juliette Binoche. ---
### Author: ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/47 "2003-05-01T13:43:56Z")
I’ve still got it for Mel Gibson. But he has to promise not to speak. ---
### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/48 "2003-05-01T13:45:42Z")
Julia Ormond ---
### Author: ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/49 "2003-05-01T13:46:23Z")
Kevin Spacey, without a doubt. ---
### Author: ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/50 "2003-05-01T13:51:45Z")
A lot of excellent choices i agree with…Ashley Judd, Brittney Spears, and Charlize Theron, Anna Kournikova. Choose one???Dammn that would take some time.I would probably go for Theron. ---
### Author: ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/51 "2003-05-01T15:55:30Z")
Josh Lucas. Mmmm. ---
### Author: ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/52 "2003-05-01T15:59:37Z")
Nichole Kidman ---
### Author: ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/53 "2003-05-01T16:21:38Z")
Rachel Weisz… ---
### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/54 "2003-05-01T19:01:21Z")
Fuck:Mariah Carey Make love to:Michelle Kwan (HUGE difference in 2 IMO) ---
### Author: ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/55 "2003-05-01T19:05:08Z")
Brad Pitt the way he looked in “Legend of the Fall” Makes me breathe heavy to think about…um…uh,… yeah,…Ooo, … oh yes, ooo God, yes! YES!! What were we talking about? ---
### Author: ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/56 "2003-05-01T19:05:50Z")
I’d also love to give **Nikki Cox** the once over, but I don’t wanna follow Bobcat. ---
### Author: ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/57 "2003-05-01T19:25:13Z")
I can’t help but think in terms of characters that Celebs protray. So give me Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe. She’s got that ditsy thing going but you _know_ she is just nasty as hell. Mmmmm. Either that or Sigourney Weaver climbing out of her clothes at the end of _Alien_. **"Blow the hatch, honey, I don’t care. This is one re-entry that nothin’s gonna stop!"** (With apologies to Roger Moore.) ---
### Author: ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/58 "2003-05-01T19:29:01Z")
And I still cannot decide between Christina Ricci and Thora Birch ---
### Author: ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/59 "2003-05-01T19:35:33Z")
It’s got to be Jennifer Garner. No question. This concludes the debate. Now enjoy the free nachos at the concession tables. I mean, come on, she’s hotter than the Sun, for cryin’ out loud! ---
### Author: ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/60 "2003-05-01T19:42:09Z")
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