# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 4
### Author: ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/61 "2003-05-01T19:54:19Z")
Male: Keanu Reeves. (I know, I know the accent thing, but hey, I grew up in CA, so, like, you know, it doesn’t bother me so much. 😛 ) Female: Christy Turlington. Ohh, yeah! ---
### Author: ![Darkrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Darkrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkrabbit) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/62 "2003-05-01T20:50:57Z")
Jennifer Connelly or Katie Holmes. ---
### Author: ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/63 "2003-05-01T20:55:29Z")
Yes. Juliette Binoche. Definitely. No question. Positively. Wait, did someone say Nicole Kidman? Ooh, baby, yeah. Definitely. No ques…Catherine Zeta-Jones? Definitely. ---
### Author: ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/64 "2003-05-01T21:15:59Z")
Matthew Perry yummy 😃 ---
### Author: ![foostav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@foostav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foostav) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/65 "2003-05-01T21:23:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jean Grey \* > \*\*Wolverine. \*\* Clever ---
### Author: ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/66 "2003-05-01T21:46:07Z")
Chloe Sevigny. So sexy. She can give me those looks all night. ---
### Author: ![Bjork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@Bjork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bjork) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/67 "2003-05-01T23:35:19Z")
Male - Orlando Bloom (hell, an elf has to be good in bed!) Female - Bjork. Okay, so I’m not lesbian, or even bisexual but she would be wild in bed with that bit of innonence, and plus that would be a nice feeling to know in your grave having had slept with someone as amazing as her ---
### Author: ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/68 "2003-05-01T23:48:47Z")
Actually elves probably don’t do it much. After all, being immortal - they don’t want to over-populate. ---
### Author: ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken) #### Post date: [May 1, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/69 "2003-05-01T23:52:18Z")
No question: [Salma Hayek](http://www.actressarchives.com/salma/) ---
### Author: ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/70 "2003-05-02T00:09:57Z")
Only one? For all time? I like some of the ones already mentioned, including Ashley Judd, Helen Hunt and Oprah Winfrey (all too young for me). To my taste, however, the most beautiful woman I ever saw (we are talking about beauty here, right?) is Maureen O’Hara (from her earliest films to right now). But I fear I’m too young for her. 😃 ---
### Author: ![duggro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@duggro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duggro) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/71 "2003-05-02T11:14:51Z")
have to be jennifer aniston ---
### Author: ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/72 "2003-05-02T12:18:16Z")
Yeah, he’s still with that bimbo, but **Antonio Banderas** still does for me what he did 20 years ago. And if I can’t pry her nails out of him (though lord knows I’ll try) I’ll have **James Marsters** (when my turn in line comes up). ---
### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/73 "2003-05-02T12:32:07Z")
MONTEL. That guy is perfect. ---
### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/74 "2003-05-02T12:39:08Z")
I’m going to go with Rebecca Romijn or Elizabeth Hurley. Both beautiful and, from things I’ve heard, wild in bed. ---
### Author: ![Summertime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@Summertime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Summertime) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/75 "2003-05-02T14:11:01Z")
Marilu Henner. She’s just so spunky. now if only I looked like Sting. ---
### Author: ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/76 "2003-05-02T14:18:17Z")
Being as Jeremy Irons got swipped the first page, I’ll ravage the flesh off of Sam Watterston. ---
### Author: ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/77 "2003-05-02T15:01:19Z")
Toss up between Russell Crowe and Kevin Spacey. ---
### Author: ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/78 "2003-05-02T15:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TelcontarStorm \* > \*\*I’ll ravage the flesh off of Sam Watterston. \*\* Now _that’s_ an image I never thought I’d be desperately trying to scrub out of my brain 😃 I’d have to say Elizabeth Hurley. Whenever I see her on a screen, in a picture, anything, I end up just staring, slackjawed. I know women _love_ that, right? So all I’ve got to do is meet her, perform the requisite staring/drooling, and it’s a LOCK! ---
### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/79 "2003-05-02T16:11:53Z")
Salma Hayek or Jennifer Love Hewitt ---
### Author: ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense) #### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/80 "2003-05-02T17:26:25Z")
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