# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@fatmac98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatmac98)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/81 "2003-05-02T18:18:18Z")
Jennifer Aniston
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### Author:  [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/82 "2003-05-02T18:51:26Z")
OK, these are not HUGE celebrities, and I can’t restrict it to one, but if I had to narrow it down to two, it would be:
Charlotte Rampling
or
Daljit Dhaliwal
Come ON, guys (girls, too, if you want), let’s get off the beaten track a bit here! I mean, Britny Spears? Really.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/83 "2003-05-02T21:14:32Z")
Wilma Flintstone. Sexiest woman ever. I’d go with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma.
In the 3-D world – hard to choose, so many favorites! Winona Ryder, Kirsten Dunst, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan – and what was the name of that chick in “Starship Troopers”? Not Denise Richards, the other one, the redhead.
I’m only talking “mainstream” celebrities now, you understand. I would have a very different short-list if we could also choose porn stars.
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### Author:  [@Affe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Affe)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/84 "2003-05-02T22:00:58Z")
Shannon Elizabeth . . . rar!
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### Author:  [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/85 "2003-05-02T23:26:11Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*
> \*\*Actually elves probably don’t do it much. After all, being immortal - they don’t want to over-populate. \*\*
Last I heard, once a lifetime. And with a lifetime at a few thousand years or more, that’s rare.
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### Author:  [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/86 "2003-05-02T23:36:52Z")
Pierce Brosnan. It used to be David Copperfield, but now it’s definitely Pierce Brosnan.
Also, just in case he ever gets his internet connection straightened out, military fiction writer, H. Jay Ryker.
CJ
Yes, it’s an in-joke.
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### Author:  [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/87 "2003-05-02T23:45:25Z")
Thora Birch or LeeLee Sobieski
Wow.
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### Author:  [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/88 "2003-05-03T00:22:32Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis.
'Nuff said
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### Author:  [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/89 "2003-05-03T00:38:25Z")
Ooo…Thora Birch. Good answer. I myself was thinking of Renee Zellweger. I dunno. I just have a thing for really cute girls who wouldn’t necessarily be classified as conventionally sexy. I mean, Renee, in terms of Hollywood looks, is pretty damn plain, but she just does it for me.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/90 "2003-05-03T00:49:00Z")
**Mena Suvari** Who is probably within a 1 mile radius of my current location right now, so the chances are, erm, the same as normal.
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### Author:  [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/91 "2003-05-03T01:13:27Z")
I’m going with David Duchovny. I’d even do his Simpsons cartoon X-Files badge picture. Hubba Hubba!
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### Author:  [@Govindha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Govindha)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/92 "2003-05-03T03:17:02Z")
wow…narrowing it down to just one is an absurd request…so, here are my three, and thats pushing it.
jennifer connely
natascha mcelhone
minnie driver
oh and the woman from providence, melinda kanka something or other…oh and that sweet young woman in meet joe black…damn she slays me…
Like all of you I could go on, I certainly can’t do jst one…Sorta like the lays jingle…I’m lame, I know…
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### Author:  [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/93 "2003-05-03T04:11:24Z")
One? I have to choose one? Aw, crap.
It’s Salma. No doubt. I would _love_ that latin lovin’.
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### Author:  [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/94 "2003-05-03T04:25:44Z")
Nicholas Cage
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### Author:  [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/95 "2003-05-04T05:04:11Z")
The cowboy in Tori’s “Cornflake Girl” video (the US version) or Michael Pitt or John Cameron Mitchell if he dresses up as Hedwig and sings “The Origin of Love”
_drools_
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### Author:  [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/96 "2003-05-04T13:09:21Z")
Jewel – yumm!
If she’s not available, then Madonna.
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### Author:  [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/97 "2003-05-04T13:57:33Z")
Mila Jovovich
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### Author:  [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/98 "2003-05-04T14:02:32Z")
Dibs on Jessica Alba
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### Author:  [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/99 "2003-05-04T19:51:59Z")
Paul Hewson a.k.a Bono
mmmm…intensity
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### Author:  [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/100 "2003-05-04T20:20:41Z")
I’ve got to choose Gabrielle Union.
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