# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/101 "2003-05-04T20:38:55Z")
Jeri Ryan. I still lust pathetically and obsessively over the Borg lady.
However, I saw a splendid picture of Heidi Klum in the paper the other day, and I must say that if Jeri is not available, I would (as a friend of mine put it) “doink her (Heidi) until she broke”.
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### Author:  [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/102 "2003-05-04T22:10:16Z")
mmmm, alyssa milano
Declan
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/103 "2003-05-04T22:34:26Z")
Celebs _Then_–the goddess Herself, Marilyn Monroe.
2nd Runner Up–[Collleen Moore, of silent film fame.](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/4988/moore.htm)
Celebs _Today_–Angelina Jolie.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/104 "2003-05-04T22:44:45Z")
[I almost forgot Louise Brooks! HOW could I forget Louise Brooks?](http://www.pandorasbox.com/louisebrooks/pix/portraits/dotdress/dotdress17.jpg) :smack:
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### Author:  [@Sikander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sikander)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/105 "2003-05-04T22:56:23Z")
For raw sex in doses strong enough to kill… threesome with Aria Giovanni and Maria Grazia Cucinotta. For sweet loving with long term potential… Nigella Lawson. For a little bit of both… Alyssa Milano.
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### Author:  [@Blueapple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueapple)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/106 "2003-05-05T01:22:53Z")
Winnie Cooper all the way!
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/107 "2003-05-05T01:57:04Z")
Jimmy Fallon…so funny, so sexy…_sigh_ 😉
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### Author:  [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/108 "2003-05-05T04:43:56Z")
James Marsters. Even if I have to take a number and wait my turn.
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### Author:  [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/109 "2003-05-05T15:25:45Z")
J Lo
Baby got _ **back** _.
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### Author:  [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/110 "2003-05-05T15:42:53Z")
I choose [Zhang Ziyi](http://us.imdb.com/PGallery?Zhang,%20Ziyi), the girl from _Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon_.
And if she’s not available, I’ll take the Olsen Twins. I contend that, since they have the same DNA, they should count as one person.
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### Author:  [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/111 "2003-05-05T18:00:20Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \*
> \*\*Barbara Eden.
>
> Then or now. \*\*
A man with good taste, and after my own heart. My first choice would be Raquel Welch however. Met her once, and she impressed me _also_ with her intelligence, and lack of “celebrity-itis” (that is she talked to me like I was a “real person” even though I was a “nobody”).
However, there is the sneaking feeling that sex with Pam Anderson would open my eyes to some new tricks.😉
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### Author:  [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/112 "2003-05-05T18:18:55Z")
Three way tie between Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman and Nikki Cox.
Whoever’s hair is the reddest that day wins.
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### Author:  [@Bjork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bjork)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/113 "2003-05-05T22:23:57Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*
> \*\*Last I heard, once a lifetime. And with a lifetime at a few thousand years or more, that’s rare. \*\*
Well that makes it all the better! I mean, women like navy men in uniform so much because theyve been at sea all that while, sex with them has got to be great. (Well that and the outfits are sexy).
Think of it, if you’re only having sex once in a lifetime, thats gonna be pretty damn good
Folks, we have a winner
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### Author:  [@geordielass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geordielass)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/114 "2003-05-05T22:59:16Z")
The way he looked 5 or 10 years ago, it would definitely be Ozzy Osbourne. I could only imagine - sigh. 😃
[http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/1077/images/38619.jpg](http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/1077/images/38619.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/115 "2003-05-05T23:55:01Z")
Could I really be the first to think of Uma Thurman?
I’m female and not gay, but… oh my god!
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### Author:  [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/116 "2003-05-05T23:59:45Z")
Steven Tyler. Lip smacking good. 😃
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/117 "2003-05-06T00:10:14Z")
There’s something about _Kirstey Alley_… like a good wine she seems to improve with age. I would definately do the deed with her.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/118 "2003-05-06T00:11:58Z")
Oh, and I should add: No, I have _not_ been drinking! There are other celebrities that I would ave sex with, obivously, but Kirstey Alley would definately be one of them. I don’t know what it is about her, but she has something.
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### Author:  [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/119 "2003-05-06T03:49:56Z")
I must amend my earlier answer.
The line for James Marsters just got one shorter (so everyone move towards the bed one step).
I’m replacing him with Colin Farrell, can’t imagine why I didn’t think of him earlier. Fortunately this was a question implying ‘having sex with’ and not a relationship as I am married and really can’t see him as anything more than really fun, hot, sweaty,swearing, can’t move anymore f\*\*\*\*\*\* for a week or so. Can’t you just imagine the not-so-sweet nothings he’ll be uttering/muttering in that irish brogue he reverts to when he doesn’t care about being understood by us yanks?
Besides he doesn’t seem to be the settling down type.
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### Author:  [@BWareIBite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BWareIBite)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/120 "2003-05-06T06:47:57Z")
Michael Pitt…all the way and then some. 😉
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