# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/121 "2003-05-06T12:53:21Z")
Gonna have to second Katie Holmes.
IMO, that was the fatal flaw with _Wonder Boys_. When Katie was in bed wearing only the t-shirt, and just threw herself at Michael Douglas…there’s not a man alive who could’ve resisted that!
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/122 "2003-05-06T13:21:08Z")
**Lauren Graham** The sex would be great as would the conversations after.
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### Author:  [@Lenny\_Carl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lenny_Carl)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/123 "2003-05-06T18:48:54Z")
I tend to go for the more obscure celebrities…
**Alicia Witt** - from “Bongwater,” and “Playing Mona Lisa”
**Chyler Leigh** - from “Not Another Teen Movie”
**Scarlett Johansson** - the other chick in “Ghost World” (especially when she’s in her Starbucks uni! Grrrrrr!)
**Anna Faris** - from “Scary Movie”
But the more _mainstream_ celebrities are…
\*\*Fiona Apple
Christina Aguilera
Avril Lavigne
Winona Ryder
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Rose McGowan
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But wait, I was supposed to pick just one? Hmmmmm…
I guess I’ll have to go with **Alicia Witt**. HBO has been showing “Playing Mona Lisa” and “Bongwater” recently, so I’m kinda really digging her at the moment.
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### Author:  [@Cavalier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cavalier)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/124 "2003-05-07T00:26:28Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BrainGlutton \*
> **Wilma Flintstone. Sexiest woman ever. I’d go with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma.**
Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
But she’ll never leave Fred, and we know it.
So, another vote for Salma Hayek here. I’m a heterosexual man, but there’s something about Thierry Henry.
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### Author:  [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/125 "2003-05-07T00:52:43Z")
Sarah Jessica Parker, especially after seeing [this](http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-05-05-parker_x.htm) today.
or
Lupan Sansei a.k.a Lupin III…or a similar facsimile there of! Zoom 😃
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### Author:  [@superkentclark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superkentclark)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/126 "2003-05-07T03:56:46Z")
adriana lima… so exotic
oh oh and yamila diaz-rahi
but on a regular bump and grind i would have to say charlize theron would have to do it… those other girls might get boring (lose their exotic-ness) after i ram them a couple time 😉
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### Author:  [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/127 "2003-05-07T03:59:08Z")
Hugh Jackman and Matthew McConnaughey with me under the covers while it snows outside in hell.
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### Author:  [@superkentclark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superkentclark)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/128 "2003-05-07T04:03:10Z")
adriana lima… so exotic
oh oh and yamila diaz-rahi
but on a regular bump and grind i would have to say charlize theron would have to do it… those other girls might get boring (lose their exotic-ness) after i ram them a couple time 😉
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### Author:  [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/129 "2003-05-07T05:21:30Z")
Bridget Fonda makes my pants go crazy!
And I don’t know if she counts as a celebrity, but the really cute girl from _Survivor: Australia_. Her name was Elizabeth or something–I don’t remember. But man she was hot!
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### Author:  [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/130 "2003-05-07T06:04:56Z")
Dammit, I want to change my answer! I posted in another thread about actors/actresses and I thought of:
**Amanda Peet**
Oh my god! She really gets my blood pumping. Ultra-sexy!
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### Author:  [@Xander\_Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xander_Cane)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/131 "2003-08-02T20:34:40Z")
Younger woman: Christina Ricci. Especially in Sleepy Hollow
Old Guy: David Bowie about 7 years ago. I know, it is kind of weird considering my age but my sister and I have had this creepy thing for him since we saw the Labyrinth as children.
Older woman: Angelina Jolie. Hot,sexy, and crazy!!!
Younger Guy: The guys who play Lex and Clark on Smallville. Yummy!
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### Author:  [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/132 "2003-08-02T21:50:39Z")
Male: Well, if Jim Morrison was still alive, Jim Morrison.
Female: Grace Slick, though not present day. Grace Slick, like, 1960’s, 70’s.
Sorry for the age/death disclaimers. If I had to pick somebody, and I couldn’t make them younger/bring them back to life, then…maybe John Rzeznik [sp?].
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/133 "2003-08-02T21:52:56Z")
Sherilyn Fenn
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### Author:  [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/134 "2003-08-02T21:59:49Z")
Male: Robert Downey, Jr. I’d need to see some blood-test results first, though.
Female: Ellen DeGeneres, and I’d have said that before she came out, too.
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### Author:  [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/135 "2003-08-02T22:29:46Z")
It’s difficult to narrow the choice down to just one, but I’d have to say yummy, yummy, **David Duchovny**.
Always loved him, always will.
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/136 "2003-08-02T22:54:28Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kirsten Dunst. Or both.
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### Author:  [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/137 "2003-08-02T23:40:02Z")
Andrea Corr. But I get to pick the music.
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### Author:  [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/138 "2003-08-03T02:21:41Z")
Vincent D’Onofrio. He just oozes sex, and his hands and feet are huge.
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### Author:  [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/139 "2003-08-03T05:37:48Z")
Not really sure why, but Hank Williams III. His voice is so amazingly awesome, and he’s not real old and he’s really super cute. Plus he’s not very well known so I might have a better chance gettin’ with him than say, Tom Cruise or someone REALLY famous.
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### Author:  [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/140 "2003-08-03T06:02:14Z")
Sir Ian McKellen. Yes, I know he’s gay. But he was SO sexy as Magneto in the X-Men movies. _drool_
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