# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 8
### Author: ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/141 "2003-08-03T06:33:44Z")
Grace Slick or Stevie Nicks ---
### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/142 "2003-08-03T06:54:09Z")
Jamie Pressley, “former skanky girl in the Jerry Springer movie” airs and all. ---
### Author: ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/143 "2003-08-03T06:57:29Z")
Hmm… **Jonathan Rhys-Meyers** as a warm up with **Jeremy Irons** to finish me off. yow. ---
### Author: ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/144 "2003-08-03T07:02:03Z")
Either Laetitia Casta or Mishal Husain, the really hot woman who does the BBC news that they show in America. ---
### Author: ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/145 "2003-08-03T07:54:56Z")
Brad Pitt…I know someone else mentioned him, but he’s a damn sexy man… Or Johnny Depp…or Orlando Bloom… Yummy yummy yummy, total eye candy boys. ~J ---
### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/146 "2003-08-03T10:53:14Z")
In her prime? Helen Mirren. Now? So many from whom to choose, but I think Rachel Weisz just edges it. ---
### Author: ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/147 "2003-08-03T10:59:12Z")
A 3-some with Michael Jordan and Jeremy Irons. ---
### Author: ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/148 "2003-08-03T11:18:11Z")
It’s got to be either David Boreanaz (Angel), or the Alyson Hannigan (Willow). Or both… 😃 ---
### Author: ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/149 "2003-08-03T11:23:39Z")
If we’re doing anime characters, I have to mention Vash the Stampede yet again on this board… If we aren’t, and I suspect we aren’t, I want a time machine so I can go back and do a young Louis Jordan. ---
### Author: ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/150 "2003-08-03T11:41:00Z")
Matt Dillion or Magnum…well thats who I wanted when I was 14, it would be disrespectful to chuck then out of bed now. Of course the bloke that came back from the future in Terminator might feel left out. But Tim Curry as Frankenfurter is my real lust object, it’s his VOICE. My child was watching some cartoon the other day and I herad Mr Curry’s voice and damn nearly wet myself…oh and he has splendid lips too! ---
### Author: ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/151 "2003-08-03T13:16:32Z")
If I can have a _relationship_ in addition to hot monkey sex, hands down it’s **Patrick Rafter**. One night with him isn’t enough; I want to make him eggs in the morning. And bear his children. If it’s just a one-night stand with any celebrity, I guess I’d pick **Billy Bob Thornton**. He’s GOT to be a magnificent lover to turn women into such slobbering idiots around him. It sure ain’t his looks. ---
### Author: ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/152 "2003-08-03T15:14:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tangent \* > **Amanda Peet** I was going to say **Sela Ward** from her old Sprint commercials until I saw this post. I’ve only seen Amanda Peet in one appearance on Letterman, but [sub]WOW[/sub]. ---
### Author: ![RNWebner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@RNWebner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RNWebner) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/153 "2003-08-03T15:24:23Z")
Catherine Bell ---
### Author: ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/154 "2003-08-03T16:28:32Z")
Here’s another one for Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. ---
### Author: ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/155 "2003-08-03T17:22:57Z")
I’m split on John Cusack and Philip Seymour Hoffman. ---
### Author: ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile) #### Post date: [August 3, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/156 "2003-08-03T21:07:12Z")
Waiter! I believe I’ve decided… Seeing as nobody else has claimed her I’ll have **Heather Graham** as my main course, as she appeared in either Austin Powers or Boogie Nights. And for dessert, it’ll be **Joey Lauren Adams** from Chasing Amy. Bring 'em both at the same time and you’ll get a nice tip! ---
### Author: ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/157 "2003-08-04T04:12:21Z")
Elle MacPherson (and Winona Ryder… and Anna Paquin… and Cameron Diaz… and Jennifer Love Hewitt… and Amanda Peet… and Natalie Portman… and Heather Graham… and Anne Hathaway… and Kirsten Dunst… and… ) ---
### Author: ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/158 "2003-08-04T05:12:36Z")
Nicole DeBoer. ---
### Author: ![benthames](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58f4c7/32.png) [@benthames](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benthames) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/159 "2003-08-04T05:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by qts \* > \*\*In her prime? Helen Mirren. > > Now? So many from whom to choose, but I think Rachel Weisz just edges it. \*\* Rachel Weisz…that’s GOOD TASTE. Yummy librarian-type, sexy Russian soldier… Kate Winslet, Thora Birch… i have to go now. ---
### Author: ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/160 "2003-08-04T06:51:03Z")
Christina Ricci, Avril Lavigne, Hillary Duff, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Connelly, etc. ad nauseum What? We were only supposed to pick _ONE?!?!_ Exclude my vote(s) then… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239.md?page=9)