# If you could have sex with one celebrity who would it be? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239 "2003-04-30T22:50:39Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 9
### Author: ![Shemem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Shemem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shemem) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/161 "2003-08-04T06:59:43Z")
Right this very instant, Johnny Depp. And I don’t think elves are limited to just one round of sex, unless Arwen was somehow conceived at the same time as her older brothers. ---
### Author: ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/162 "2003-08-04T07:45:34Z")
I’d like a threesome with Winona Ryder and Halle Berry, please. ---
### Author: ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/163 "2003-08-04T16:44:51Z")
Ok…um…Emma Caufield. No, wait…Rachael Leigh Cook. No, wait. Parker Posey. Hmm… Grrr…Arrgh. Ok, I’ll take Amy Acker. Final Answer ---
### Author: ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/164 "2003-08-04T19:53:40Z")
Tom Selleck. He is such a hottie! He was great on FRIENDS. But I want him WITH the mustache! ---
### Author: ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/165 "2003-08-04T19:55:08Z")
Tom Selleck. He is such a hottie! He was great on FRIENDS. I want him WITH the mustache! ---
### Author: ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/166 "2003-08-04T20:15:40Z")
Just cause they can act or hit a tennis ball doesn’t mean they’re good in the sack. What’s the goal? Bragging rights? -I’d have to go with Salma Hayek (even though she is mexican and likely to have been raised with some conservative views about what should and should not be done in the sack) Actual Good sex? -I’d have to go with a porn star, at least that way I know she’s not afraid to do stuff, she knows how to work different positions, and has some knowledge of various techniques. Plus, If I’m no good for her she can at least fake it convincingly. Total fantasy package? Give Salma a couple of months of intensive kamasutra training. ---
### Author: ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/167 "2003-08-04T20:21:11Z")
Cynthia Stephenson ---
### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera) #### Post date: [August 4, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/168 "2003-08-04T22:57:27Z")
Halle Berry, Liz Hurley and/or Alyssa Milano. ---
### Author: ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/169 "2003-08-05T00:18:16Z")
If forced to choose, i guess Bret Michaels would be as good a choice as any. ---
### Author: ![burundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@burundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burundi) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/170 "2003-08-05T00:22:13Z")
Male: Johnny Depp Female: Alyson Hannigan ---
### Author: ![MemoryGongs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@MemoryGongs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MemoryGongs) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/171 "2003-08-05T00:58:03Z")
kristen davis…oh my lord…after that i could be set on fire and i’d die happy ---
### Author: ![MemoryGongs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@MemoryGongs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MemoryGongs) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/172 "2003-08-05T01:03:44Z")
a little more detail a three way me/fem/fem…gina gershon and katherine keener i bet i wouldnt be able to walk for weeks 3-way me/fem/male…ed norton and selma hayek…i find ed attractive for a man and selma well… who could dominate me…sarah michelle geller…for many other reasons but mostly because she has the hottest feet in the world who id love to dom…audrey tautu (sp?) from Amelie who could literally pee on me…donna from that 70s show ---
### Author: ![benthames](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58f4c7/32.png) [@benthames](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benthames) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/173 "2003-08-05T06:24:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MemoryGongs \* > \*\*a little more detail > > 3-way me/fem/male…ed norton and selma hayek…i find ed attractive for a man and selma well… > > \*\* Selma Hayek? Cant stand that COLOSSAL jaw. ---
### Author: ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/174 "2003-08-05T06:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Nicole DeBoer. \*\* You have good taste. I’m not going to play the “If you could have sex…” game, but I must admit that Nicole is purty. ---
### Author: ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/175 "2003-08-05T13:45:52Z")
[Dave Navarro](http://www.so-to-speak-if-you-will.com/bedroom/janes/Spinnov99.jpg) [Jimmy Fallon](http://www.angelfire.com/tv/jimmyfallon/images/jimmyNY.jpg) [Skeet Ulrich](http://www.reelwest.com/magazine/archives/vol15_3/images/skeetulrich.jpg) Jeez, do I have a “type” or what? ---
### Author: ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/176 "2003-08-05T19:05:02Z")
Juliette Binoche. All day, all night, Juliette… ---
### Author: ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/177 "2003-08-05T19:23:56Z")
Since this thread has come around again I’m gonna add. Fuck: Kari Wuhrer Sleep with: Milla Jovovich Make love to: Julia Ormond or Madeline Stowe ---
### Author: ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/178 "2003-08-05T19:30:57Z")
Here is Kari Wuhrer if you don’t know her: [![](http://static.hugedomains.com/images/logo_huge_domains.gif) ](http://static.hugedomains.com/images/logo_huge_domains.gif) ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [August 5, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/179 "2003-08-05T19:50:55Z")
Mick Jagger Johnny Depp Russell Crowe Aidan Gillan Jackie Chan ---
### Author: ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik) #### Post date: [August 6, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-have-sex-with-one-celebrity-who-would-it-be/172239/180 "2003-08-06T00:22:47Z")
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