# If You Could Invite 5 Actors To Your Party, Who Would They Be?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 13, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687 "2020-04-13T10:47:48Z")\
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Bill Hader  
Mark Hamill  
Chris Pratt  
Emilia Clarke  
Keanu Reeves  
Seem like fun, down to earth people that have done projects I’m interested in.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/22 "2020-04-15T00:32:02Z")

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I’ll settle for three:

Jeff Bridges  
Michael Palin  
Jodie Foster

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/23 "2020-04-15T00:53:17Z")

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Whom I would choose and the film I especially liked:  
Robin Williams-“What Dreams May Come”  
Meryl Streep-“Sophie’s Choice”  
Jim Carrey-“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”  
Marisa Tomei-“My Cousin Vinnie”  
Penelope Cruz-“Vanilla Sky”

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**Author:** ![MortSahlFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MortSahlFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MortSahlFan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/24 "2020-04-15T11:20:55Z")

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Just out of curiosity, are you guys considering how good of a match all will be together? Or are you just picking individuals you would like over?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/25 "2020-04-15T11:38:59Z")

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Mel Brookes  
Audrey Hepburn  
Christopher Lee  
Tom Hanks  
Gene Wilder

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/26 "2020-04-15T12:34:46Z")

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Harold Lloyd  
Katherine Hepburn  
Myrna Loy  
Audrey Hepburn  
Rowan Atkinson

Okay, they really don’t fit together.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/27 "2020-04-15T14:14:29Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Can I loosely define Penn of Penn & Teller as an actor? He has taken roles on TV shows, so must have a SAG card.
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> Penn Jillette  
> Helen Mirren  
> Irene Dunne  
> Phyllis Frelich  
> Konstantin Stanislavski

> [@MortSahlFan](#):
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> Just out of curiosity, are you guys considering how good of a match all will be together? Or are you just picking individuals you would like over?

Well, Phyllis Frelich will need an interpreter, but I assumed that this isn’t some kind of locked room deal where we  
couldn’t have one, but she and Helen Mirren are going to have a good time going at Stanislavski. And I can see Penn & Dunne trading barbs.

This is for my entertainment, right?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/28 "2020-04-15T18:14:17Z")

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I changed my mind.  
Bette Davis  
Joan Crawford  
Olivia de Havilland  
Joan Fontaine  
Asta

I would hang out with Asta and watch the fireworks.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/29 "2020-04-15T18:31:28Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> I changed my mind.  
> Bette Davis  
> Joan Crawford  
> Olivia de Havilland  
> Joan Fontaine  
> Asta
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> I would hang out with Asta and watch the fireworks.

How many of us are old enough to know who played Asta in the TV series?

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**Author:** ![MortSahlFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MortSahlFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MortSahlFan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/30 "2020-04-15T18:47:33Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Well, Phyllis Frelich will need an interpreter, but I assumed that this isn’t some kind of locked room deal where we  
> couldn’t have one, but she and Helen Mirren are going to have a good time going at Stanislavski. And I can see Penn & Dunne trading barbs.
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> This is for my entertainment, right?

Strictly for your entertainment and imagination.

I’ve been in situations concerning language, and I don’t think it would be as easy as it seems. The conversation seems to be very jerky, with so much emphasis on translation, and the look made when there is an understanding (or confusion).

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/31 "2020-04-15T22:50:59Z")

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Octavia Spencer  
Divine  
Tom Hanks  
Meryl Streep  
Peter Dinklage  
ETA: On reflection, I worry that they might all feel like tokens of some sort - chosen for their gender/ethnicity/ableness rather than their acting chops. That’s not the case at all, though I did want a group that was intelligent, diverse, and had most likely faced different types of challenges in their careers, because I think hearing them compare notes would be fascinating.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/32 "2020-04-15T23:17:00Z")

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Tom Hanks  
George Clooney  
Jodie Foster  
Brit Marling  
Hedy Lamarr

Intelligent, congenial, but not competitive, conversation on a broad set of topics. That’s a good dinner party.

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> [@MortSahlFan](#):
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> Just out of curiosity, are you guys considering how good of a match all will be together? Or are you just picking individuals you would like over?

My five are no matches whatsoever. Lillian Gish would probably be horrified by Barbara Steele, but Boris and Buster would be totally into her. Laughton might just hover around the hors d’oeuvres, muttering to himself.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/34 "2020-04-15T23:28:09Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> My five are no matches whatsoever. Lillian Gish would probably be horrified by Barbara Steele, but Boris and Buster would be totally into her. Laughton might just hover around the hors d’oeuvres, muttering to himself.

LOL

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/35 "2020-05-01T05:50:54Z")

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John Malkovich  
Jeff Bridges  
Sam Elliott  
Sigourney Weaver  
Frances McDormand

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I think I might just choose Michael Sheen and then I’d have a ready-made dinner party consisting of  
Kenneth Williams  
Tony Blair  
David Frost  
Brian Clough  
And I bet he could do a cracking Richard Burton.  
All the fun, but I only need to cook for two.

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Ryan Reynolds  
Arnold Schwartzenegger  
Jennifer Lawrence  
Elvira  
Werner Herzog

Should be a fun night.

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Julia Roberts  
Alcia Silverstone  
Michael Bublé  
Freddie Prinze, Jr.  
Wally Cox

I understand that the first four are accomplished gourmet cooks. And Wally Cox gave off a vibe that makes me think he could be persuaded to do the dishes.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-invite-5-actors-to-your-party-who-would-they-be/851687/39 "2020-05-01T21:25:32Z")

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> [@Loyle](#):
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> …Frances McDormand

She’s my favorite actress but didn’t make my dinner list because she’s a smoker. I’m allergic to tobacco smoke.

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