# If you could only pick 5 cable stations

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043 "2001-09-06T15:04:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/1 "2001-09-06T15:04:53Z")

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If you had a choice and could only pick 5 cable stations (per person in the house) what would they be?

Mine:  
CNN  
CNN International  
Fox News  
Travel Channel  
PBS  
Husband:  
ESPN  
ESPN 2  
Fox Sports  
Some other sports channel that I forgot  
Ditto on #4

Kids:  
Disney  
Nickelodeon  
Cartoon Network

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**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/2 "2001-09-06T15:17:36Z")

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In no particular order:

HBO  
Discovery Wings  
American Movie Classics  
Food Network  
History Channel

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**Author:** ![DaveX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@DaveX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveX)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/3 "2001-09-06T15:20:48Z")

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Discovery Channel  
ESPN2 (sue me, I’ve got to have my hockey)  
Local FOX affiliate (for the Simpsons in syndication)  
I could only come up with 3… don’t watch a ton of TV.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/4 "2001-09-06T15:22:01Z")

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History Channel  
ESPN  
ESPN2  
Sci-Fi Channel  
CNN  
CNN Headline News would have made this list once, but their god-awful new format has recently caused me to stop watching

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/5 "2001-09-06T15:25:31Z")

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Cartoon Network  
Comedy Central  
Sci-Fi Channel  
Nickelodeon  
Any available XXX porn channel

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**Author:** ![Lucifer12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@Lucifer12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucifer12)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/6 "2001-09-06T15:27:36Z")

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Man, if only you _could_ just pick 5 stations!

I just re-installed cable for the first time in 2 years and I’m still ticked that you have to pay, PAY(!) for home shopping networks and religious channels! I’m actually PAYING the cable company to peddle junk to me! Grrr!

Ok, with that out of the way, I’d pick:

Cartoon Network (I gots to watch Scooby Doo!)  
Discovery Channel  
Comedy Central  
FX  
AMC

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/7 "2001-09-06T15:36:20Z")

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Fox (Have to be able to watch the simpsons)  
Comedy Central  
Discovery  
Cartoon Network  
and I have to agree with **AMP** on any XXX porn channel available

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/8 "2001-09-06T15:49:11Z")

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Me:  
Comedy Central  
A & E  
TLC  
VH1  
E!

Husband:  
ESPN  
FOX Sports  
CNN  
HBO  
Golf Channel

Son:  
Cartoon Network  
Nickelodeon  
Disney Channel  
Comedy Central (He LOVES Ben Stein)

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**Author:** ![Schadenfreude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@Schadenfreude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schadenfreude)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/9 "2001-09-06T15:59:17Z")

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Sci-Fi Channel  
TLC  
Comedy Central  
Food Network (for Iron Chef!)  
Discovery Civilization

I too dearly wish the cable companies would offer a cafeteria plan for channel lineups. AT&T recently started offeing add-on packs of about eight channels each, but in order to get the few that I would like to watch, I’d have to order every pack.

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**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/10 "2001-09-06T16:04:13Z")

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HBO  
Turner Classic Movies  
American Movie Channel  
Comedy Channel  
Showtime

Can you tell I like movies?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/11 "2001-09-06T16:10:09Z")

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Comedy Central  
Discovery Channel  
ESPN  
VH1  
IFC - (which I don’t even have now, and I miss it!)

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/12 "2001-09-06T16:21:24Z")

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Fox-The Sunday night lineup is Appointment TV  
Turner Classic Movies-Gotta cover my noir addiction  
Food Network-Can’t miss Iron Chef  
American Movie Classics-More monster movies than TCM  
Sci Fi-MST3K reruns and Farscape

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/13 "2001-09-06T16:23:54Z")

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PBS is a cable station? I haven’t had TV in a long time, but I am very sad to hear this.

I don’t have cable, but I would if you could actually pick and pay for only the 5 stations you wish to watch. I would pick:

ESPN  
ESPN 2  
Classic Sports  
HBO  
Sci-Fi Channel

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/14 "2001-09-06T16:31:45Z")

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History Channel  
ESPN  
VH-1  
TLC  
HBO

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**Author:** ![finnofranco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@finnofranco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/finnofranco)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/15 "2001-09-06T16:37:16Z")

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History Channel  
Discovery Channel  
Turner Classic Movies  
Comedy Central  
Cartoon Network

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/16 "2001-09-06T16:40:28Z")

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TLC (Junkyard Wars)  
Comedy Central (South Park, BattleBots)  
Food Network (Iron Chef)  
History Channel  
CNN

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/17 "2001-09-06T16:49:23Z")

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I’d take:

A&E  
HGTV  
Discovery Channel  
VH-1  
TECHTV

Mr. Romans would take:

ESPN  
ESPN2  
Speed Vision  
Fox Sports  
HGTV

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/18 "2001-09-06T16:54:00Z")

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MSNBC  
ESPN  
HBO  
Discovery  
Telemundo

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/19 "2001-09-06T17:02:20Z")

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1. Comedy Central (#1 by far–TDS, WBSM, Battle Bots, etc.)
2. Fox
3. History Channel
4. TLC
5. Sci-Fi (only for MST3K and Quantum Leap reruns)

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**Author:** ![thermalribbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@thermalribbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thermalribbon)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-only-pick-5-cable-stations/80043/20 "2001-09-06T17:09:07Z")

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I couldn’t live without:

HBO: (Sopranos/6ft Under)  
ESPN: (Sportcenter)  
MSNBC: (Hardball w. C.Matthews)  
Discovery: (James Burke’s Connections)  
Comedy Channel: (SNL reruns/Daily Show)

I would like to be able to put MTV/VH1 on the list for music, but the NEVER PLAY MUSIC!!! (and I don’t have MTV2)

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