# If You Could Sit On One Person's Face And Fart, Who Would It Be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 18, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029 "2012-09-18T01:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/41 "2012-09-19T12:28:05Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > **LD** , perhaps you could anonymously mail Grace the Straight Dope’s web address and tell her all about how it’s regarded as the smartest message board on the internet and so on. Then suggest she come here and look herself up. 😃 It might well strain the limits of the “any publicity is good publicity” trope, but I bet that deep down, she’d feel a secret stirring of pride for taking the top spot. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/42 "2012-09-20T03:22:33Z")
My own. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/43 "2012-09-20T03:47:06Z")
At the moment, Doug Walker from the Nostalgia Critic for throwing a fucking party about how he was too lazy to continue his 16 hour a week job that gets him more money than every other contributor on the site. I’m trying to decide if the other people whose videos I like on his site are worth keeping an RSS feed for, or if I should just get them from their own sites. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/44 "2012-09-20T04:28:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > It might well strain the limits of the “any publicity is good publicity” trope, but I bet that deep down, she’d feel a secret stirring of pride for taking the top spot. Your’re probably right. The woman has no shame. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/45 "2012-09-20T04:51:46Z")
Yoko. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/46 "2012-09-20T22:31:32Z")
I wasn’t going to answer this, but I’ll jump in line for Nancy Grace while its still pretty short. Gonna drink \*a lot \*of homebrew and eat _a lot_ of beans. ---
**Author:** ![Viridiana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Viridiana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viridiana)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/47 "2012-09-21T02:55:33Z")
Chris Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029/48 "2012-09-21T03:57:34Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > [Terry Jones](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Jones_%28pastor%29) > > The only problem is, I’m pretty sure all my farts smell delicious. Of course, I thought you wanted to sit on the face of [Terry Jones](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-sit-on-one-persons-face-and-fart-who-would-it-be/635029.md?page=2)