# If you don't know... the Fenris Shave thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/1 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")
If you don’t know Who wrote these words Your comprehension’s For the birds! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/2 "2002-06-04T01:16:49Z")
These lines are witty Filled with verse Still, they go From bad to worse! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/3 "2002-06-04T01:18:27Z")
Though post count padding’s Never cute This time I have A good excuse! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/4 "2002-06-04T01:21:08Z")
These lines, they rhyme and not too well (But posts like this Make **Euty** yell!) Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/5 "2002-06-04T01:22:38Z")
He wrote some rhymes Then wrote some more Then stopped 'cause he Feared he might bore! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/6 "2002-06-04T01:38:19Z")
Bumping threads is a shamless act But F don’t care 'cos he’s a hack Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/7 "2002-06-04T01:51:19Z")
Your words are few Yet erudite. Now don’t forget To say “Good-night.” Free Ice Water Wall Drug ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/8 "2002-06-04T03:05:16Z")
One thing will never come to pass Poster Fenris Out of gas Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/9 "2002-06-04T03:31:33Z")
Fighting ignorance is always a goal Except when we’re met by a troll Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/10 "2002-06-04T03:32:37Z")
Busy board with lots of people Most of whom give props to Cecil Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/11 "2002-06-04T03:41:36Z")
If it never happens No one should be blamed But this thread should be to Threadspotting named Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/12 "2002-06-04T03:46:12Z")
The Invisible Pink Unicorn was battling Cthulhu’s dog, when it saved from hideous death by the might of the fearsome **OG!** Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/13 "2002-06-04T03:56:35Z")
Lost your foreskin {If you’re a boy)? Well, don’t dispair There’s Tug-Ahoy[sup]TM[/sup] Tyler Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/14 "2002-06-04T04:20:31Z")
For many years this little nation called itself Burma. Whoever changed the name from that should suffer scleroderma. Myanmar Shave ---
**Author:** ![Norrybaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Norrybaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norrybaby)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/15 "2002-06-04T04:38:10Z")
What’s going on? I’ve no idea. Will I ever? P’raps not I fear ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/16 "2002-06-04T04:41:40Z")
At a [recent Dopefest](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116819) I had fun with **Bumbazine** , and **Gr8Kat**. **Czarcasm** , **Ferrous** and I left pondering the mysterious [Pijnackerdwarsstraat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118366). Holland Shave ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/17 "2002-06-04T04:44:13Z")
Use Fenris Shave, to get real clean. Bikini wax, Is just too mean Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/18 "2002-06-04T04:58:49Z")
The radical fundamentalist regards all others as barbarian. Imagine his surprise when after his demise he learns that God is Unitarian. 😃 Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![smaft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@smaft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaft)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/19 "2002-06-04T05:23:24Z")
Jeez, Fenris. Just shave already, m’kay? Everybody’s askin’… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/20 "2002-06-04T05:26:29Z")
You can shave in Burma You can shave in France You can even shave 'neath Your underpants Fenris Shave [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=2)