# If you don't know... the Fenris Shave thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/21 "2002-06-04T05:28:54Z")
**Fenris** thinks he is Original and full of class. Just wait 'til **Uke** and **Beer** see this, And go medieval on his ass! [Burma Shave](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17410&highlight=burma) [sub]Thanks to **Flypsyde** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/22 "2002-06-05T11:07:26Z")
I wonder if they Buy a jar Of U.S. Shave In Myanmar? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/23 "2002-06-05T13:43:34Z")
In Myanmar I cannot tell … … … But nothing rhymes! Oh fucking hell! ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/24 "2002-06-05T13:59:32Z")
I’ll add my post, to all the rest, But **Fenrisis** are still the best! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Norrybaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Norrybaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norrybaby)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/25 "2002-06-05T14:46:01Z")
Thanks **Coldfire** I enjoyed the link I wonder if there’s a cake Still on Ukelele’s sink? ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/26 "2002-06-05T17:48:58Z")
If you stop and think, It doesn’t seem Like a wolf Should endorse A shaving cream. Nevertheless, use Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/27 "2002-06-05T18:01:51Z")
Burma Shave was before my time but Fenris Shave is now in its prime. Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/28 "2002-06-05T19:47:25Z")
Tough on weasels, Easy on hands, Best of all, It comes in cans! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/29 "2002-06-05T21:38:06Z")
You were gone You are not here But that’s okay Cuz I got my beer Jesus Shaves ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/30 "2002-06-05T21:41:20Z")
I drank carberator fluid I experienced many hallucinations I was almost killed by a purple, one-eyd druid No, with my giant toothbrush I must seek vindication Shaving Private Ryan ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/31 "2002-06-05T22:29:40Z")
This magic stuff It is not cheap, But it’s great to use For shearing sheep FENRIS SHAVE ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/32 "2002-06-05T22:41:16Z")
These kinds of posts Just make me sick So just in spite I stole your schtick. **Euty** Shave. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/33 "2002-06-05T23:12:02Z")
You can shave your face Or an unruly lock. You can even shave . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Under the dock! Made You Look Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/34 "2002-06-05T23:45:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\* **Euty** Shave. \*\* Since imatation’s Flattery It’s nice to see You honor ME! **Fenris** Shave ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/35 "2002-06-06T00:12:09Z")
This flattery was not intended. Here’s your flattery Upended. Fenris sucks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/36 "2002-06-06T00:25:48Z")
A shaving rhyme Is quite a joke From someone known as “Beardy Bloke”. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/37 "2002-06-06T01:07:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\* > Fenris sucks. 😃 > \*\* You’ve hurt my feelings You’ve cut real deep Now please excuse me While \< sob \> I weep. ☹ Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/38 "2002-06-06T01:14:40Z")
No longer am I really sad In fact I’m starting To get mad! :mad: Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/39 "2002-06-06T01:21:55Z")
My feelings hurt By **Eutychus** I hope he gets hit by a bus Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/40 "2002-06-06T01:23:07Z")
These rhymes are getting Way too dark To think this Started As a lark! 😉 🙂 😃 Fenris Shave [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=3)