# If you don't know... the Fenris Shave thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/41 "2002-06-06T01:41:19Z")
At worst, he thought, This might be lame. He never thought It’d end in flame. Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/42 "2002-06-06T01:49:14Z")
Got over my grief So I could pen this I really was hoping To Shave Fenris Hamlet Shave ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/43 "2002-06-06T01:50:18Z")
There’s no need to Interlope It all good fun On the Straight Dope Euty vs. Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/44 "2002-06-06T01:52:38Z")
Bored at work? Don’t earn your wage Just keep this thread on the top page (Bump!)a Shave ---
**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/45 "2002-06-06T02:05:19Z")
Threadspotting’s sure to move this faster Kudos to Fenris Another Threadspotting Who knew those wolves Were alway jotting? Doggerel Shave 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/46 "2002-06-06T02:52:38Z")
**particlewill** ’s praise could make other quiver. Makes me wonder if I’m just chopped liver. 😉 Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/47 "2002-06-06T03:13:13Z")
I can’t believe This thread still lives! It makes me ask Hey, Mods! What gives? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/48 "2002-06-06T03:36:36Z")
**Atreyu** ’s face Now filled with grief He’s not chopped liver, Just ground beef… 😉 Butcher Shave ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/49 "2002-06-06T04:03:28Z")
Although I think This thread’s sublime Now I Can’t stop I think in rhyme! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/50 "2002-06-06T08:04:19Z")
Before you think of Shaving _there_, Perhaps you should Consider Nair ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/51 "2002-06-06T09:52:35Z")
For manly face, (The very brave). Some acid based 'Ol Fenris Shave. Fenris Shave and Oven Cleaner ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/52 "2002-06-06T15:23:02Z")
I never hoped Again to see The renamed poster Flora McFlimsey. Thanks for the link! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/53 "2002-06-06T17:37:49Z")
Use Hoopy Frood shave It is definitely the best It will make your face Look as hairless as my chest. Hoopy Frood Shave. ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/54 "2002-06-06T17:42:17Z")
With a great Axe One Man tried to get himself A Fenris Hide Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/55 "2002-06-06T19:10:47Z")
I don’t want To sound naggy But to us you look like Scooby Doo’s Shaggy Fenris[sub]comma[/sub] SHAVE[sub]exclamation point[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/56 "2002-06-06T21:10:27Z")
Once we called him Grizzly Bob Mach 3 was calling- What a good job! Fenris Shaved. ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/57 "2002-06-06T21:16:12Z")
Once we called him Grizzly Bob Mach 3 was calling- What a good job! Fenris Shaved. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/58 "2002-06-07T08:00:13Z")
Wee hours of morning, I’m still at work. It makes me think… my client’s a jerk. Slave Shave ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/59 "2002-06-07T20:58:45Z")
It’s been almost twelve hours since this thread’s gotten a _bump_, so to the top of the order I will now make it jump. Hoopy Frood Shave ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/60 "2002-06-08T10:06:49Z")
I’m not a poet But I can try 'Cause this thread is too good For it to die Fenris Shave [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=4)