# If you don't know... the Fenris Shave thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/61 "2002-06-08T22:31:08Z")
My first post ment not to offend, So now hurt feelings this should mend. **Atreyu** is not sandwich meat, I think **Atreyu** s’ posts were neat. Particle Shave. ---
**Author:** ![Beardedcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@Beardedcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beardedcrow)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/62 "2002-06-09T03:25:29Z")
Old Baldy Buzzard Is So Brave He Chromes His Dome With Fenris Shave! ---
**Author:** ![Beardedcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@Beardedcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beardedcrow)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/63 "2002-06-09T03:43:57Z")
The chicks ignore A bristle-y man So he reaches for The wolf-in-a-can! _Fenris Shave!_ ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/64 "2002-06-09T05:06:01Z")
I hope there are no rules to this for the rules then I must dismiss while you clip do not cough or you make cut a nostril off Fenris (carefully) Shave ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/65 "2002-06-09T05:43:29Z")
I have found that this is fun So I shall post another one but in the end I really don’t care What Fenris does with his facial hair. Fenris Shave (or something…) ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/66 "2002-06-10T04:35:40Z")
This thread I saw On the front page It seems to rhyme Is all the rage Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/67 "2002-06-10T04:43:53Z")
I hope that I Have not made cry The ones who wished This thread to die Thread Bump Knave ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/68 "2002-06-10T08:05:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*For manly face, > (The very brave). > Some acid based > 'Ol Fenris Shave. > > Fenris Shave and Oven Cleaner \*\* Oven cleaner? I’ll see that and raise you some Soliman’s Water! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/69 "2002-06-10T09:43:35Z")
USE OXY-CLEAN ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND A GRIP-WRENCH TO PICK YOUR NOSE!!! FENRIS MAYS ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/70 "2002-06-10T18:19:17Z")
This furry bear Comes out his cave And wonders what’s The hell a shave? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/71 "2002-06-11T02:18:41Z")
I tried his cream My lover said “Goes on your face, Not on your head!” Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/72 "2002-06-11T02:27:12Z")
The can exploded In my hand My lawyer says That’s thirty grand! [From] Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/73 "2002-06-11T03:25:54Z")
If it’s that good The question begs – Can I then trust it With my legs? Fenris Shave (and Lloyd’s of London) ---
**Author:** ![Norrybaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Norrybaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norrybaby)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/74 "2002-06-11T05:01:58Z")
If it’s going to blow Then here’s what I’m thinkin’ Be extra careful If you’re doing a Brazilian ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/75 "2002-06-11T12:58:48Z")
A jar of greenish Gloop I bought To rip out hair Or so I thought. It calls to mind Electrolux. All it removed Was twenty bucks. Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/76 "2002-06-11T18:16:46Z")
She shaved once She shaved twice She had to shave (pubic lice) //\etallishave ---
**Author:** ![Blind\_Guardian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Blind\_Guardian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blind_Guardian)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/77 "2002-06-11T18:35:52Z")
This wondrous stuff does more Than shear unruly locks. Why, it even cleans your oven And whitens dirty socks! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Blind\_Guardian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Blind\_Guardian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blind_Guardian)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/78 "2002-06-11T18:44:40Z")
Cannot move with silence Or kill so stealthily? Lose the whiskers, bub Mrs. ninja will agree _Ninja_ Shave ---
**Author:** ![Beardedcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@Beardedcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beardedcrow)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/79 "2002-06-12T01:05:11Z")
Down the manhole he went He drownded and died It was no accident but instead, sewer-side! _Fenris Shave_ I swear, these Fenris Shave copy-writers have no shame! No shame at all! ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/80 "2002-06-12T14:25:47Z")
Please don’t make me Splort on my screen My boss will catch me Goldbricking again Myron Shave (In-a-Jar) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=5)