# If you don't know... the Fenris Shave thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284 "2002-06-04T01:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Blind\_Guardian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Blind\_Guardian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blind_Guardian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/81 "2002-06-12T15:43:00Z")
Surfing the net on Your employer’s dime? If goldbrick you must, Use ninja stealth next time. _Ninja_ Shave ---
**Author:** ![Blind\_Guardian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Blind\_Guardian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blind_Guardian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/82 "2002-06-12T15:49:44Z")
Home sick from work Could be doing worse Only padding post count With more silly verse Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/83 "2002-06-12T16:11:36Z")
A whisker dropped from his last cutting Thor used it for Planet Putting Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/84 "2002-06-12T20:31:49Z")
My ode was last one in this thread. Didn’t mean to kill it dead! Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Blind\_Guardian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Blind\_Guardian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blind_Guardian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/85 "2002-06-12T23:13:33Z")
Worry not, **Knowed Out** Chin up and be brave More than once has this Thread risen from the grave Fenris Shave ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/86 "2002-06-13T01:20:56Z")
Of smilies there was Deemed a lack, And so the Millions Voted :smack:! :wally Shave ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/87 "2002-06-13T14:36:33Z")
And so this thread That **Fenris** started Keeps on going Though **Fenris** departed **Hoopy Frood** Shave ---
**Author:** ![Beardedcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@Beardedcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beardedcrow)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284/88 "2002-06-19T01:13:45Z")
Our little rhymes Are quaint and cute We hope they Make your day! So please dont steal Our little signs And sell them On E-Bay! _Fenris Shave_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-know-the-fenris-shave-thread/112284.md?page=4)