# If you don't like my perogies, don't eat them. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194 "2002-11-22T18:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/1 "2002-11-22T18:10:34Z")
I know that not everyone likes [perogies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=145598) but I don’t make them for those people. I know not everyone likes little potato raviolis, but some do. Mom does. My ex-g/f does. Most of the population of Poland does (no I don’t have a site [sic]). Why don’t you just stay the hell outta my kitchen next time? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/2 "2002-11-22T18:13:01Z")
I LOVE perogis OK? I LOVE them, but not every day. Can’t we have stuffed cabbage once in a while? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/3 "2002-11-22T18:15:39Z")
I know. It’s like that “Parrot-Ease” bird lubricant. Hey buddy, nobody’s _forcing_ you to buy the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/4 "2002-11-22T18:16:33Z")
Are you making fun of Polish people?? Fucking racist. You suck. And yes, I **would** like some perogies! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/5 "2002-11-22T18:18:32Z")
I very rarely, if ever, get your perogies. And when I do I don’t find them particularly tasty. They’re often over-cooked, and give me gas. I suspect I’m in the majority. But I also suspect you don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/6 "2002-11-22T18:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Mom does. **Mom** does all. Shit! That didn’t come out right! ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/7 "2002-11-22T18:29:23Z")
MMMM Gramma’s perogies! Smothered in butter and fried onions. I was sent her recipe about a year ago, but I haven’t tried to make them yet. I should. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/8 "2002-11-22T18:30:21Z")
Leave the perogies to **Fenris** ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/9 "2002-11-22T18:31:06Z")
Would you just give it up? Your perogies suck and no one cares about them! I can’t believe you actually started this fucking thread to start with. You are dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/10 "2002-11-22T18:32:43Z")
Oooooo! I don’t understand! :eek: What is this? What’s a perogy? Can’t you give a link? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/11 "2002-11-22T18:35:44Z")
This is a big place. Some people will love your pierogies, some will not. Get over yourself. Um, do you have any with farmers’ cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/12 "2002-11-22T18:55:01Z")
MMMMMMMMM pierogi! yummy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/13 "2002-11-22T18:58:58Z")
Yummmmmmmm. Has too be a once in a while thing though-- it is easy to burn out on them. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/14 "2002-11-22T19:01:27Z")
Dude I like your perogies, but damn if they don’t upset my stomache. I’m just gonna stay away from them, and if I don’t you are gonna be staying away from me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/15 "2002-11-22T19:19:42Z")
[Link](http://www.oldfashionedkitchen.com/golden/recipes/pierogie.htm) Pierogists everywhere are weeping, I’m telling you. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/16 "2002-11-22T19:22:31Z")
FWIW, **Max** the first half-dozen pierogies of yours were extremely tasty. I gassed, I cried from the onions, that whole deal. Lately, though, it seems almost as if you say to yourself “I haven’t cooked up pierogies plate in a while. I really ought to.” It seems as if you’re forcing the pierogies down peoples throats because you feel it is required that you pierogy people to death. OTOH, if you feel some Chef Boy-ar-dee working hard inside you to churn these babies out one a mealtime or whatever it’s gotten to now (there’ve been a couple times when **Max** had multiple pierogy courses in the same meal!), and it’s keeping others from healthy eating, just know that the pockets of pasta aren’t going to be universally received with adulation toward you. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/17 "2002-11-22T19:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > **I know. It’s like that “Parrot-Ease” bird lubricant…** [hijack] That stuff is good, but that new Kentucky Jelly they’ve come out with is scrumpdillyicous. Especially with peanut butter. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/18 "2002-11-22T19:30:31Z")
Yay! A parody I actually “get”! [Forrest Gump] I’m so smart! [/Forrest Gump] And damn you… DAMN YOU! Toying with me by making me crave perogies!!! DAMN YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/19 "2002-11-22T19:45:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stephi \* > \*\*MMMM Gramma’s perogies! Smothered in butter and fried onions. I was sent her recipe about a year ago, but I haven’t tried to make them yet. I should. \*\* I’ll fully admit this is a hijack and completely irrelevant to the thread, but … Please share! Either post it here or email me (it’s in my user profile). ---
**Author:** ![WavyDavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3da27b/32.png) [@WavyDavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WavyDavy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194/20 "2002-11-22T19:50:23Z")
Look, if yo’re not gonna put some cheese in there with the potatoes, then just forget about it. I love perogies, but i have limits, and three a day is my limit. Psssst…pass the salt. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-my-perogies-dont-eat-them/138194.md?page=2)