# If you don't like oriental-flavored ramen noodles, does that make you racist?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 28, 2013, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857 "2013-09-28T06:27:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/41 "2013-09-29T03:17:08Z")

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If you don’t like [French Lick, Indiana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick), does that make you a Francophobe?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/42 "2013-09-29T03:22:39Z")

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It would, I suppose, if you couldn’t think of a better reason.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/43 "2013-09-29T03:51:40Z")

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The more reasons to be a francophobe, the better!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/44 "2013-09-29T04:38:18Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> PARODIES, for God’s sake!

> [@Lasciel](#):
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> Well, I for one am glad that “parody’s” go in the Pit, because I just got to vote in a Pit Poll.

Yeah, I know how to spell it. I was just operating on 0 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours. It was a mistake, akin to using the wrong form of “to” or switching two letters in a word or something like that. :smack: Apologies.

I’ve since gotten some sleep.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/45 "2013-09-29T10:12:08Z")

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> [@aNewLeaf](#):
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> I only like chicken flavored ramen. The other flavors are all fine flavors but don’t do anything for my mouth.

I don’t buy the instant noodles, I get the different types of noodles and cook them as I need for the recipe I am doing. Lunch yesterday was buckwheat soba with the sesame paste/peanut butter/freshly ground fresh ginger/smashed garlic/soy sauce cold sauce. I cut up some leftover chicken for the protein boost and made a bed of a small head of buttercrunch lettuce for it. I was going to make my usual chopped salad, but mrAru was making the soba for something he wanted and I couldn’t resist. I did chopped salad for dinner instead.

We go to Ah Dong’s in Hartford for stuff like noodles and other non US ingredients. We also get rice based spirals, linguine, elbows and farfalle to use instead of wheat based pasta so we can cook for a couple friends who have celiac and IBS.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/46 "2013-09-29T11:31:15Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> … and parody’s go in the Pit.

Apostrophe abuse! And Hey! The fucking poll is still active! In the Pit!

> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> Well I am vegetarian so it does narrow my choices (oh and I am Australian so they are called two minute noodles)

You need the Vegemite flavor.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/47 "2013-09-29T11:34:29Z")

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double post. NM

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/48 "2013-09-29T20:46:26Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> If you don’t like [French Lick, Indiana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick), does that make you a Francophobe?

I’m sexually attracted to French Lick.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/49 "2013-09-29T20:54:44Z")

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First person who makes some crack about the username gets it! I’m not bluffing.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/50 "2013-09-29T21:49:50Z")

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I have lived in the US all my life and am half Ramen Noodle. Although my mom still tells stories of the prejudice she encountered raising a package of Oriental Flavored Ramen Noodles, I can thankfully say that the bigotry seems to be the product of a different time. The vast majority of people I meet today are very accepting of my noodleness.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/51 "2013-09-29T22:07:56Z")

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I used to like Oriental flavoured ramen but then I found I was hungry again ten or fifteen minutes later. This wasn’t a problem when I was a much younger man. Sometimes I might get up and have more six or seven times a night. But nowadays once is usually enough.

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**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/52 "2013-09-30T01:55:58Z")

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I get the Oriental flavor and add green onions, an egg, shrimp, a dash of sesame oil and sirriachi.

That doesn’t work with the other flavors.

So, i’m really tastist I guess.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/53 "2013-09-30T12:34:25Z")

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_Ramen noodles give me very best duck._

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/54 "2013-09-30T14:20:11Z")

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I don’t like any ramen, Beef, Chicken, Shrimp, Oriental or otherwise.

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**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/55 "2013-09-30T17:35:30Z")

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I’ve tasted a few orientals. And all I have to say is, yum! 🙂

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/56 "2013-09-30T18:39:40Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> I believe this is the first poll I’ve seen in the Pit-ostensibly because polls are not normally allowed there, but since this was a transfer the poll carried over.

Dude, this is, like, so ‘meta’ _snorts flavor packet_

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/57 "2013-09-30T19:21:07Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> Well I am vegetarian so it does narrow my choices (oh and I am Australian so they are called two minute noodles)

The instructions on mine say three minutes. Do you have some sort of weird turbo noodle down there or something?

If I only use half the seasoning packet, does that make me half racist?

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/58 "2013-10-01T00:34:57Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> The instructions on mine say three minutes. Do you have some sort of weird turbo noodle down there or something?
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> If I only use half the seasoning packet, does that make me half racist?

Dunno perhaps thing go quicker when you are stavnding on your head;)

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**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-like-oriental-flavored-ramen-noodles-does-that-make-you-racist/669857/59 "2013-10-01T15:13:28Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> Dunno perhaps thing go quicker when you are stavnding on your head;)

How could it take you 2 minutes to cook your ramen when it takes the entire ramen-eating world 3 minutes?

What? I’m sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook?

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a noodle faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove.

Were these magic noodles? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? 🙂

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