# If you DON'T want to know who won SURVIVOR, I beg of you, DON'T click on this link!!!

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**Created:** [July 16, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755 "2000-07-16T19:02:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/1 "2000-07-16T19:02:46Z")

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\*\*If you clicked on this link accidentally, or have decided not to know who won Survivor, click the back button now!!!  
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[sub]What If I told you that Gervase was the ultimate Survivor?[/sub]  
What If I told 'ya I found out because of someone’s [sloppy coding?](http://www.tvbarn.com/071500a.html)  
What if [others](http://www.curvivorsucks.com) seem to [confirm you](http://newsblues.com)?

Would you kick my ass?

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/2 "2000-07-16T19:04:28Z")

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Would you even believe me?

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/3 "2000-07-16T19:08:32Z")

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::sigh:: ::turns off the tv::

Thanks. Thanks alot. Why didnt you tell us you were about to give us a spoiler? Its just common courtesy.

::runs and ducks::

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/4 "2000-07-16T19:29:41Z")

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> _Originally posted by SterlingNorth \*  
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> What if [others](http://www.survivorsucks.com) . . ._\*

Is that the link you wanted, Sterling? The one you supplied was a dead end.

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/5 "2000-07-16T19:38:30Z")

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Actually, I was commenting on another, albiet less popular show **Cur-vivor**. Where cowards out-con, out-wit, and out-chicken-out each other.

Thanks, Brat.

Bibliography:  
[http://www.tvbarn.com/071500a.html](http://www.tvbarn.com/071500a.html)  
[http://www.newsblues.com/](http://www.newsblues.com/)  
[http://www.survivorsucks.com/news.html](http://www.survivorsucks.com/news.html)

[sub]Damn typos[/sub]

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/6 "2000-07-17T13:19:34Z")

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The RWB message boards: [http://www.realworldblows.com/dcforum/DCForumID9/917.html](http://www.realworldblows.com/dcforum/DCForumID9/917.html)

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-dont-want-to-know-who-won-survivor-i-beg-of-you-dont-click-on-this-link/25755/7 "2000-07-17T15:47:11Z")

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Gervase? haha, don’t insult my friends here, Sterling.  
FYI, any of the people on that Island that know who won & say who won, before the show runs it’s course on tv, are responsible for the cost of the show, which is a lot of money.