Must resist…
Oh hell, I can’t. Doesn’t anybody read the columns anymore?
No, but that’s a good one. I’ll have to consider that as an alternate meaning. Blowero is actually a pun on “Bolero” - it’s what we used to call it when we played that piece back in music school.
Bolero = Blow-ero
Hary Janos = Hairy Anus
William Tell = William Hell
Les Preludes = Let’s Play Rude
etc.
Hola!
A Chinese and a Japanese were taking a pee in a bathroom and the Chinese man failed to wash his hands. TheJapanese piped in “In Tokyo, we wash our hands when we urinate.” The Chinese shot back in truth, “In China, our mamasan teaches us not to pee on our hands!”
HEEHEEHEE.
Jack Batty:
I’m not a germaphobe. It just seems wrong to wash my hands, and then go touch the door handle, which probably has the highest concentration and variety of germs in the whole building. Besides, its more fun to open doors with your feet. Next thing you know you’ll be telling me you don’t use your foot to flush either!
Nighttime, I understand, but as soon as you do touch something with your hand, you’re already defeated.
Listen, as I’ve said a number of times, I do wash my hands when I go to the bathroom, I do realize the hygenic value of it. All I’m saying is (with apologies to Mojo Nixon):
Germs are everywhere
Germs are everything
Germs are everybody
Germs are still the king.
Oh, and by the way …
I refer you to my previous post:
(Actually I usually do flush with my foot, but that’s more a matter of efficiency for my – I can do up the old trousers and flush at the same time, thus limiting the time I must spend with my own foul odors.)
LOL, I always get a kick out of these threads. They occur quite often. Before I give some frightning info to the germaphobes, I just have to say that I generally wash, and always wash when I drop the kids off at the pool.
These people that use towels to open the door and freak out because somebody opened the door with a hand that they didn’t wash doesn’t realize something- Floating particles. Yep, if you smell the shit, you are breathing it. Eating it, getting it in your nose, getting it in your hair, and getting it on that doorhandle. Whether or not the guy washed his hands or not, there is shit everywhere in the bathroom due to the air currents. Even on the faucet handles, even on the soap. (unless it is covered)
So, those times I am in too much of a hurry to wash after taking a piss, I just realize that my hands are less dirty from peeing, than from grabbing the door handle. They should put the sinks OUTSIDE the bathroom.