# If you gave your kid a wierd celebrity baby name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686 "2008-05-09T12:24:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/81 "2008-05-13T04:05:04Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] How about the following for girls? -Velveteen [/QUOTE] With “Rabbit” as a middle name? 🙂 Aside: I happen to know a little girl whose middle name is “Danger”. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/82 "2008-05-13T04:12:42Z")
Whippany and Parsippany, the Joisy Twins. ---
**Author:** ![Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Crocodiles\_And\_Boulevards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crocodiles_And_Boulevards)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/83 "2008-05-13T04:46:59Z")
[QUOTE=elfkin477] See? \*Isn’t \* that a cool name? 😃 [/QUOTE] Jakob Danger Armstrong? That’s a really cool name. I bet he goes by J.D., though 😛 I’ve always wanted to name my kid “Anger.” ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/84 "2008-05-13T05:15:52Z")
I wanted to name my kid Angharad. Trouble is, I’m so far from Celtic I could dig right through to the Isles. 😃 And I’d end up calling her “HEY YOU,” too. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/85 "2008-05-13T14:07:04Z")
NajaHusband once seriously proposed “Zelda” for a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/86 "2008-05-13T16:46:00Z")
Rasputin Sebastian Jackmannii. The kid will either create best-selling music, be irresistably attractive to women, or both. The downside is he might not smell too good, but we can stock up on air freshener. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/87 "2008-05-13T17:10:58Z")
Wombat Druthers. Perhaps Wombatina for a girl. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/88 "2008-05-13T17:38:18Z")
[QUOTE=Chimera] Raymond Luxury Yacht [/QUOTE] Ah, but even though it’s spelled “Luxury Yacht”, it should be pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/89 "2008-05-13T17:46:09Z")
Cyril “Barmy” Fotheringay-Phipps. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686/90 "2008-05-13T19:06:57Z")
Well duuuuuuh :rolleyes: : Boy: Dweezil. Girl: Moon Unit. 😉 I’m way head of you all 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-gave-your-kid-a-wierd-celebrity-baby-name/448686.md?page=4)