# If you had to be a cartoon character, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 5, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832 "2000-10-05T19:28:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/101 "2000-10-08T01:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by crispix \* > \*\*Johnny Bravo. He’s big. Buff. And fulla lovin’! (Wait a minute? I’m fulla lovin’ already!) > > -crispix sniffs really loud \*\* Yeah but honey, he NEVER gets the woman! Shoudn’t we find you a role model who actually has a life? Just a thought- Scotti ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/102 "2000-10-08T01:54:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanDeCuba \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > > \*\* > > Rasa, you are now officially my favourite Doper. > > > > \*\* > > Mine too, or maybe Ladybug, its close.\*\* Whoo-HOO! I’m someone’s almost-favorite Doper! Not bad for a newbie. 🆒 > [@](#): > > **Anyway, I would be Mojo Jojo. I would be the most intelligent evil genius in the world and there would be no genius who could match my evil and I would rule the world, which would be completely under my control as soon as I destroyed those accursed Powerpuff Girls. 🙂** Thank you. I’ve been waiting for someone to post a Mojo Jojo speech. BTW, ssskuggii, I went to IMDb, and the name of the girl on “The Maxx” was Julie Winters. At least I remembered her first name. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/103 "2000-10-08T01:59:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladybug \* > \*\* BTW, ssskuggii, I went to IMDb, and the name of the girl on “The Maxx” was Julie Winters. At least I remembered her first name. 🙂 \*\* Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!! I’m so happy now that I know. Julie Winters, that is a fitting name though. Hmmmmm, I do need to develop an alter ego b/c I may meet someone who wants to rip my head off and only knows me as Tasha… this may come in handy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/104 "2000-10-08T02:03:45Z")
> [@](#): > > **BTW, ssskuggii, I went to IMDb, and the name of the girl on “The Maxx” was Julie Winters.** Uh, that should say “ssskuggiii.” Which one of you took that last “i”? I swear it was right there when I hit submit. Come on people, ’fess up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/105 "2000-10-08T04:00:14Z")
Well, I’m a huge Scooby-Doo fan, have been since I was a little guy. So I’d have to say either Scooby Doo or Shaggy. I act like Scooby, but I look somewhat like shaggy; just not as skinny and gangly. I have a similar walk, though. 🙂 Though I guess they’re similar, in many ways. I don’t know if this counts, though they’re still animation, but I would also like to be either Grommit from _Wallace & Grommit_, or Jack Skellington from _The Nightmare Before Christmas_. I know, they both would be considered claymation, but it’s still animation. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/106 "2000-10-08T06:34:28Z")
I’d have to say I’d want to be Homer Simpson. I would love to be able to be that stupid, self-centered, alcoholic and unhealthy, and yet still be alive and have the unconditional love a woman like Marge. But mostly I’d just love to be able to be that stupid. If not Homer, I’d say I’d want to be Spider Jerusalem from “Transmetropolitan”. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832/107 "2000-10-08T06:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Archer \* > \*\*I would be Popeye. And then, maybe I would finally know what the heck is so dang special about Olive Oyl. There has to be a reason Popeye kicks Blutos ass everyday over her. \*\* It’s a question many have pondered, and few have answered. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mofo Rising \* > **I’d have to say I’d want to be Homer Simpson. I would love to be able to be that stupid, self-centered, alcoholic and unhealthy, and yet still be alive and have the unconditional love a woman like Marge. But mostly I’d just love to be able to be that stupid.** Ooh! Then you could be my daddy. If I decided to become Lisa. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-be-a-cartoon-character-who-would-it-be/35832.md?page=5)