# If you had to choose the method of your death, what would it be?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 4, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose-the-method-of-your-death-what-would-it-be/519970 "2009-12-04T08:49:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![dragoncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@dragoncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragoncat)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose-the-method-of-your-death-what-would-it-be/519970/81 "2009-12-13T09:00:19Z")

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> [@magellan01](#):
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> Either that, or getting disoriented and falling off of Mt. Everest.

Wow … that would be some serious disorientation. 😉

For me … I’d have to die laughing.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose-the-method-of-your-death-what-would-it-be/519970/82 "2009-12-13T09:37:03Z")

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“Smothered in the flesh of Italian actresses”–Woody Allen.

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**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose-the-method-of-your-death-what-would-it-be/519970/83 "2009-12-13T09:42:13Z")

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Meteorite. Back of head. Didn’t see it coming but it was a great day right up to that point.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose-the-method-of-your-death-what-would-it-be/519970/84 "2009-12-13T10:06:57Z")

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Surgical mishap. Sound asleep and totally ignorant of whatever it was that went wrong.

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