# If you had to choose... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498 "2005-10-03T00:15:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/1 "2005-10-03T00:15:21Z")
Betwen oral sex and good ol’ intercourse - if you’d be getting just _one_ for the rest of your life, which would you want? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/2 "2005-10-03T00:19:16Z")
Hmmm…marry my girlfriend who doesn’t give blow jobs, or break up with her and spend my summers picking up girls on J Date and Fire Island, NY\*. - The part where Jewish girls in their 20s and 30s spend their summer, not the gay parts. ---
**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/3 "2005-10-03T00:20:42Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Hmmm…marry my girlfriend who doesn’t give blow jobs, or break up with her and spend my summers picking up girls on J Date and Fire Island, NY\*. Heh, good one. Intercourse. Seriously. Hands down, (no pun intended) why is this even a question. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/4 "2005-10-03T00:52:53Z")
Yep, intercourse. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/5 "2005-10-03T01:17:45Z")
Definitely intercourse. I’m female, if that matters to your poll. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/6 "2005-10-03T02:01:26Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > - The part where Jewish girls in their 20s and 30s spend their summer Oh, sure, and I bet there are unicorns and fairies, and matzoh balls grow on the trees. ---
**Author:** ![wasson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@wasson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wasson)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/7 "2005-10-03T02:10:21Z")
Oral sex, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/8 "2005-10-03T02:24:40Z")
Good ol’ regular intercourse. I don’t mind the oral, (giving or getting) but I much prefer getting down to business…if you know what I mean and I think you do…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/9 "2005-10-03T02:50:52Z")
Intercourse. Duh. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/10 "2005-10-03T03:02:21Z")
I can get far more creative with intercourse… so yeah, that … if I HAVE to choose. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/11 "2005-10-03T18:56:59Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > Oh, sure, and I bet there are unicorns and fairies, and matzoh balls grow on the trees. Do the unicorns and fairies yap constantly and live on Long Island? Because we might be talking about the same place. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/12 "2005-10-03T19:05:43Z")
One helping of intercourse, please. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-choose/324498/13 "2005-10-03T19:17:53Z")
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse. Oral sex. Now back to your regular programming: Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse. Commercials can be amusing, but they’re not The Show.