# If you had to pick another board name, what?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 3, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211 "2001-01-03T07:06:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/41 "2001-01-04T02:09:28Z")

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There’s a few that I’d like: **Four-String Samurai** (a play on a movie I liked, _Six-Sting Samurai_, but I play bass), **Blood of Heroes** (a movie I really liked, and if I had a band that would be its name), or **Funk Pudding** (just cuz :)).

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/42 "2001-01-04T02:19:50Z")

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I’d be: \*\*  
Bad Panda  
LocaL  
Unpossible  
Ralph Wiggum  
Onomatopoetic\*\*

I really like Onamatopeia, so that explains that one.

And Bad Panda (aside from my superhero name), is a reference to my Panda suit, which I wore freshman year on halloween, and didn’t talk all day (because Panda’s can’t talk.)

Unpossible is a ralph wiggum quote, my fav character on the simpsons.

Hey, go check me out in the panda suit! It’s my link in my profile. Well, it’s the link to my moms webpage, but it has me on it!

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**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/43 "2001-01-04T02:23:30Z")

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I like RT (Rufus)Firefly after the Groucho Marx character, but alas, it was taken.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/44 "2001-01-04T02:23:55Z")

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Pookie I used this a lot when I played Zelda. It was just too funny for the princess to say Oh save me Pookie.

Yep still cracks me up.

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/45 "2001-01-04T02:38:43Z")

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I’d be Eo Echo, which is my alter ego/stage name/pen name.

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/46 "2001-01-04T02:55:27Z")

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I would be **HumphreyBumBum**. This is some inside joke with me and my friends taht we named a green glow in the dark alien candle. Pretty cool if u ask me.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/47 "2001-01-04T03:00:20Z")

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I would choose “Elmer Snerd.”

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**Author:** ![Fernmeldetruppe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Fernmeldetruppe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fernmeldetruppe)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/48 "2001-01-04T03:36:33Z")

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Jurgen Threadkiller or Righteous. I can’t decide.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/49 "2001-01-04T06:43:28Z")

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Possibilities:  
ShadowKat, which is usually my first choice if Kat is already taken

Evayne a’Nolan  
Kiera the Thief  
Nest Freemark  
Anthora yos’Galan  
Rhyasha Aldatan  
(all stolen from various novels)

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/50 "2001-01-04T07:14:45Z")

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Well, I could go with Beren, which I am on ICQ and used to be on IRC…

but, I think, right now, I’d probably choose Anakha. Means ‘without destiny’.

Brownie points will be given to those who can identify the book.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/51 "2001-01-04T07:20:08Z")

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The Diamond Thrown by David Eddings, although that probably isn’t mentioned til later in the Elenium. Dyno, I love you now, marry me? My aol sn is EhlanaQn, guess from where? Have you read the Belgariad? I was thinking of using Silk or Velvet or some variation on the theme if I change this name.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/52 "2001-01-04T07:34:47Z")

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\*\*Lord Gorgamoth Scumflagon{/b].

I’ll marry anyone who can tell me where it’s stolen from.

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**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/53 "2001-01-04T07:36:22Z")

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I will preview my posts.  
I will preview my posts.  
I will preview my posts.

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/54 "2001-01-04T07:44:17Z")

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I’d shorten it to just “Fortune”. But why bother?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/55 "2001-01-04T12:58:07Z")

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If only I’d been Revolver Ocelot - how the world might have been different

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/56 "2001-01-04T14:13:20Z")

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Eva Lushun would be nice.  
Brocolli Spears?  
Hey Ike, why not just use Divine?

don’t worry, I will not change my username ever again.

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-pick-another-board-name-what/48211/57 "2001-01-04T14:38:07Z")

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I wouldn’t…I’m **Medea’s Child** everywhere.

In the distant past I have been **Valic’s Queen, Taudri** and **Forever** , and I’m developing an odd fondness for my pen name, **Venae**.

Those are about the choices on my end though.

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