# If you HAD to slap one person in the face, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 4, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420 "2012-08-04T13:52:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/1 "2012-08-04T13:52:32Z")
Let’s say you’re somehow being FORCED to slap someone in the face of your choosing. no repercussions. For me, at this time, it would be the CEO of Chick-Fil-A. I just heard what he said again, and would have to say he’s high on the list of people that deserved a good slap… **IF** I were forced to use violence on anyone. Not that I ever would. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/2 "2012-08-04T13:56:19Z")
[Adam Smith](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183234/Chick-fil-A-CFO-Adam-Smith-fired-verbally-abusing-employee-gay-rights-protest-Same-Sex-Kiss-Day.html) ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/3 "2012-08-04T14:01:40Z")
> [@Crafter\_Man](#): > > [Adam Smith](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183234/Chick-fil-A-CFO-Adam-Smith-fired-verbally-abusing-employee-gay-rights-protest-Same-Sex-Kiss-Day.html) with an invisible hand?😃 ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/4 "2012-08-04T14:02:26Z")
[King Joffrey.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2UKmTi7ink) ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/5 "2012-08-04T14:06:02Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > [King Joffrey.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2UKmTi7ink) Who do I have to slap to get HBO? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/6 "2012-08-04T14:09:15Z")
Jane Fonda. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/7 "2012-08-04T14:18:03Z")
No repercussions? At all, guaranteed? I think that would be a prime opportunity to aim at Fred Phelps. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/8 "2012-08-04T14:22:58Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Jane Fonda. Not fonda of her either! > [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > No repercussions? At all, guaranteed? I think that would be a prime opportunity to aim at Fred Phelps. Nice! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/9 "2012-08-04T14:30:29Z")
A random individual. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/10 "2012-08-04T14:34:35Z")
Sarah Palin, for that “death panels” bullshit that scared my Mom and many other seniors. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/11 "2012-08-04T14:36:35Z")
Sarah Palin was my next choice!! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/12 "2012-08-04T14:58:27Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > No repercussions? At all, guaranteed? I think that would be a prime opportunity to aim at Fred Phelps. No no no. You gotta save him for the five fingered fist of death taint punch freebie you have coming. ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/13 "2012-08-04T15:09:45Z")
You all make me ashamed. My first choice, without pausing to reflect much, was my estranged husband who called me last night to stealth brag, and then make me feel guilty. Upon further consideration I think a consequence free slap would be wasted on him. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/14 "2012-08-04T15:16:19Z")
Yo Momma. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/15 "2012-08-04T15:42:28Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > No no no. You gotta save him for the five fingered fist of death taint punch freebie you have coming. Damn it! Oh wait… I think I’ll save the punch for [Andrew Wakefield](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield), that selfish fuck who faked data to blame autism on the MMR vaccine - simply to use it to promote his **own** vaccine. That asshole legitimized the anti-vaccination movement and is held up as a victim by the people who believe that shit. He’s contributed to epidemics purely to make himself some money. Phelps is a hate-filled asshole but most people recognize him for what he is, just due to the sheer depths of his wacked-out behavior. He’s caused pain, but has few believers. Well, OK, a freebie death punch would probably be better aimed in this world, but that was my first instinct. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/16 "2012-08-04T16:20:56Z")
Dr. James Dobson. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/17 "2012-08-04T16:24:32Z")
Adam Sandler. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/18 "2012-08-04T16:34:54Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Jane Fonda. When was the last time she said anything outrageous? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/19 "2012-08-04T16:37:47Z")
My sister. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/20 "2012-08-04T16:38:24Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > My sister. OK, why? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420.md?page=2)