# If you HAD to slap one person in the face, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 4, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420 "2012-08-04T13:52:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/61 "2012-08-06T14:20:43Z")
> [@MegaBee](#): > > Jenny McCarthy I wonder if she still believes her own BS. Has she ever admitted she was wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/62 "2012-08-06T14:34:26Z")
Shepard Smith, Fox News. So annoying. Or, this: > [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Fwank. I’d line them up and give them a good Three-Stooges style triple-slap. Really, this: > [@Senegoid](#): > > Ah, who to choose? Who to choose? So many assholes, so little time! ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/63 "2012-08-06T15:06:02Z")
Rush…Oh wait, someone already got him. Okay I’ll take Bill O’Reilly. No wait, Glen Beck is still unslapped. Dammit, so many decisions. Okay, slapping isn’t enough for Bill O, so I’ll slap Glen. You just know he will cry like a baby. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/64 "2012-08-06T15:22:45Z")
Rupert Murdoch or one of the Koch brothers. ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/65 "2012-08-06T15:29:13Z")
Scott Boras. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/66 "2012-08-06T17:00:47Z")
Dick Cheney I also would be OK with torturing him (er – I mean, using enhanced interrogation techniques on him). I’ll bring the water. ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/67 "2012-08-07T00:56:08Z")
If he weren’t already dead - Wade Michael Page - the man that shot up the Sikh temple in Wisconsin. Since he’s not available, I’ll go for Michele Bachmann, because she makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/68 "2012-08-07T05:52:08Z")
> [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#): > > If he weren’t already dead - Wade Michael Page - the man that shot up the Sikh temple in Wisconsin. Page deserves a little more than a slap. > [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#): > > Since he’s not available, I’ll go for Michele Bachmann, because she makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth. And, Palin does that for me. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420/69 "2012-08-07T06:14:09Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Dick Cheney > > I also would be OK with torturing him (er – I mean, using enhanced interrogation techniques on him). I’ll bring the water. Does it still work that way when they’re a demon? I thought they enjoyed pain and all that backwards stuff. Let’s just say that people have sen him recently dialing numbers with a (666) prefix…hahaha. Seriously though, he _is_ the Anti-Christ. The power of Chri… aaaaagggghh!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-to-slap-one-person-in-the-face-who-would-it-be/630420.md?page=3)