# If you had two weeks to live... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 16, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-two-weeks-to-live/284975 "2005-01-16T03:49:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LucyInDisguise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucyindisguise/32/18064_2.png) [@LucyInDisguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucyInDisguise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-two-weeks-to-live/284975/21 "2005-01-16T18:50:28Z")
I’d like to find an isolated mountain with old-growth pines under an eagle soaring through a cobalt sky overlooking a quiet meadow with a babbling brook full of trout with the love of my life by my side while strumming the ol’ 12 string and reveling in the glory of my wife’s affection – all while figuring out a way to … “Take it with me …” 😛 (I know – they say ‘you can’t take it with you’, but I believe that with that kind of motivation, I might be able to figure it out …) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LucyInDisguise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucyindisguise/32/18064_2.png) [@LucyInDisguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucyInDisguise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-two-weeks-to-live/284975/22 "2005-01-16T18:52:17Z")
Well, maybe not _directly_ under the eagle … ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-two-weeks-to-live/284975/23 "2005-01-16T19:16:27Z")
Let’s be honest here… Lots and lots of blow and hookers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-had-two-weeks-to-live/284975.md?page=1)