# If you have a question, I will try to answer it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071 "2003-04-30T03:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/1 "2003-04-30T03:24:58Z")
All you have to do is ask a question, and I will answer it as soon as I can. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/2 "2003-04-30T03:41:46Z")
What is your quest? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/3 "2003-04-30T03:46:12Z")
WHAT…is your favorite color? ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/4 "2003-04-30T03:46:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*What is your quest? \*\* To show everyone how cool I am. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Czarcasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kid\_Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/5 "2003-04-30T03:48:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenaroph \* > \*\*WHAT…is your favorite color? \*\* Yellow. Do these questions have anything to do with a certain monty python movie? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/6 "2003-04-30T03:50:19Z")
Ever read C.S. Lewis? What are your thoughts on plans to have lowered voting age? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/7 "2003-04-30T03:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kid Czarcasm \* > \*\*Yellow. Do these questions have anything to do with a certain monty python movie? \*\* No, nothing. Nothing at all. By the way, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/8 "2003-04-30T04:05:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kid Czarcasm \* > \*\* Do these questions have anything to do with a certain monty python movie? \*\* Who’s supposed to be asking the questions here? How can I stop you from devouring my soal? Are you sure I have one? ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/9 "2003-04-30T04:07:38Z")
Do you know the muffin man? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/10 "2003-04-30T04:07:47Z")
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on…_ow, quit hitting me with those rotten tomatoes_! Welcome, **Kid C**! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/11 "2003-04-30T04:12:53Z")
What is the meaning of life? Where is the world is Carmen Sandiego? What would you do for a Klondike bar? ---
**Author:** ![Barks\_dog\_food](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@Barks\_dog\_food](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barks_dog_food)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/12 "2003-04-30T04:15:24Z")
Will you call yourself a Junior Moderator? Does your father allow you to read everything on SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/13 "2003-04-30T04:19:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Why do you drive on a parkway and park on…_ow, quit hitting me with those rotten tomatoes_! > > Welcome, **Kid C**! \*\* Ummm…those _aren’t_ tomatoes, **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/14 "2003-04-30T04:30:01Z")
What sound does yellow make? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/15 "2003-04-30T04:58:29Z")
I watched the FBI Files on the Discovery channel. Question: How does a group like the Preacher Crew become an übergang? Why doesn’t somebody just put a cap in their asses? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/16 "2003-04-30T10:23:45Z")
Does this look infected to you? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/17 "2003-04-30T10:52:51Z")
What ever happened to the other half of \*Wham! \* ? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/18 "2003-04-30T10:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenaroph \* > \*\*No, nothing. Nothing at all. > > By the way, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? \*\* African or European? Sorry. I couldn’t resist that one! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/19 "2003-04-30T11:30:03Z")
Who dragged whom how many times at the wheels of what around the walls of where? ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/20 "2003-04-30T11:35:26Z")
Has your dad found your porn stash yet ? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071.md?page=2)