# If you have a question, I will try to answer it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071 "2003-04-30T03:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/21 "2003-04-30T12:10:17Z")
If Train A leaves Chicago at 3 p.m. traveling at 62 MPH and Train B leaves Los Angeles at 12:52 a.m. traveling at 10 MPH and yet _another_ train, this one Train C, leaves Miami at 4:15 three days later traveling 100 MPH What time would it be in Aruba when train C jumped the tracks? Have you found your dad’s porn stash yet? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/22 "2003-04-30T12:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimSox5 \* > \*\*Do you know the muffin man? \*\* The muffin man? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/23 "2003-04-30T12:30:30Z")
Would you mind doing the dishes, feeding the dog and taking out the trash while I’m at Chi-Dope? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/24 "2003-04-30T12:33:38Z")
[Gollum] What has it got in it’s pocketses, yes precious?[/Gollum] ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/25 "2003-04-30T12:49:11Z")
The **Rawhide Kid** ’s name was **Johnny Bart**. The **Outlaw Kid** ’s name was **Lance Temple**. **In this western story I’m writing about Kid Czarcasm, what name do you want this character to have that his folks gave him when he was born?** I was going to think of one myself, but I thought you might want to be the one to pick the name. Pick a name other than your real name so you can maintain your privacy here in the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/26 "2003-04-30T13:06:00Z")
What is the frequency, Kenneth? ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/27 "2003-04-30T13:12:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*The muffin man? \*\* The Muffin Man! Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/28 "2003-04-30T15:46:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*The muffin man? \*\* [http://www.kididdles.com/mouseum/m027.html](http://www.kididdles.com/mouseum/m027.html) That’s a link to the lyrics of this kiddie song. ---
**Author:** ![mooka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@mooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mooka)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/29 "2003-04-30T16:01:30Z")
I think you’ve scared him off, guys. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/30 "2003-04-30T16:32:11Z")
What is your father really like? ::: puts on hard hat and Kevlar body armor, ducks behind convenient berm, waits to see results of answer ::: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/31 "2003-04-30T17:48:48Z")
Has your parental unit explained to you where the birds and the bees come from yet? Can somebody fill me in? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/32 "2003-04-30T17:55:33Z")
What is the sound of one hand clapping? If a man says something in the forest and there is not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/33 "2003-04-30T17:58:47Z")
Have you ever known anyone who has done stuff described in: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=180787](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=180787) ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/34 "2003-04-30T17:59:44Z")
Do one-legged ducks swim around in circles? –IDB ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/35 "2003-04-30T23:09:43Z")
Has this milk gone bad? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/36 "2003-04-30T23:17:07Z")
Does this post make me look fat? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/37 "2003-05-01T00:39:16Z")
[Santa]Is there a Virginia?[/Santa] ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/38 "2003-05-01T00:45:12Z")
What’s your dad’s credit card number and expiration date? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/39 "2003-05-01T01:46:21Z")
Why are we here? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-have-a-question-i-will-try-to-answer-it/172071/40 "2003-05-01T01:59:19Z")
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